To think that Raccoons taste like shite?!

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I have just eaten a bag of walkers Ranch Raccoon crisps don't ask me why!
TBH they were a bit bland to begin with, but eeww, I've cleaned my teeth and can still taste the buggers, They taste abit like a fousty scrotum not that I've tried any scrotum,fousty or otherwise The taste will not leave me!
They were in a multi pack with hot dog and beans on toast flavours,
Pass me the salt and vinegar

try the steak fajita ones - theyre much better

I was thinking about those earlier (sad life, me) and how each year Walkers do this 'vote for the new flavour' (which we never see in the shops again anyway) and there's always some 'wacky' animal flavour.

Don't know why that gets up my nose - I think it's the enforced craziness of it.

As you were

DH said much the same thing! All the new flavours taste just like old flavours, the hotdog and ketchup ones are like the old ketchup and the steak ones are like the bbq beef ones!

I bought that multi-pack - as you said, don't ask me why. I only like cheese and onion or ready salted. I should know that by now.

Racoon was bad, the ketchup gave me chemical burns and the baked bean was the least-worst option.

What do you get if you vote? I couldn't work it out.

Yanbu, they are repulsive and the taste lingers for hours. Who thought raccoon would even be appealing? The fajita ones are alright though.

I agree they're horrible

But I wasn't sure if it was the raccoon or the sour cream that made them taste that way

Glad its not just me then. Ds informs me he had 'pulled pork' flavour at his mates house, said they were 'decent' whatever that means. But pork crisps, thats just wrong isnt it?

Even the DC won't eat the raccoon. Your description is spot on

Chip shop curry is the best of the bunch.

All the "new" flavours are absolutely revolting.

I tried pulled pork yuk they were horrible but then so is pulled pork

I used to love Bovril flavour but I think it was KP crisps not Walkers

DGD (23 months) tried a raccoon crisp, took it out of her mouth, and put it back in the packet. So they must be bad.

Oh yes Freudian, Bovril flavour was great.

I ate the curry ones yesterday, and it burped them until I was asleep. Nice to eat until the burps. I don't like the baked beans crisps. They taste like weird cheese.

I thought they were the best flavour!!

Purchased a multipack as they were reduced due to split outer, usually avoid these novelty flavours. Had the Racoon alongside cheese and crackers and thought they went down really well.

Couldn't stomach the cheesy beans and crisps that taste like tinned hotdogs - really?!

I've been looking at the last bag from the cheese and onion multi-pack for about an hour.

It's calling to me but I know that in the morning I'll have a disgusting taste in my mouth and hate myself.

I miss Tudor Spring Onion crisps, now those were delicious, though you'd taste them for days after eating.

Is it just me that thought the OP was talking about real raccoons?
possibly an American delicacy? maybe?

Why the fuck would you want to eat raccoons?

Why the fuck would you want to eat raccoons?

Apparentlyroadkill is very popular in some parts of the States!

I have an ankle-length hooded coat trimmed with raccoon fur.

I'm just putting that out there because I fancy a bun-fight.

I hope it was from organically farmed naice raccoons, limited, rather than the factory farmed raccoons used for the crisps

Now I'm disappointed!

I like the raccoon ones.

Ds2 keeps reading the word 'ranch' as 'rank' though which is very apt for this thread

YANBU. We had some the other day, I wasn't sure how to describe them but DH went with 'beefy sour cream' I'll stick with the fajita ones, they were nice.