To want answers to these questions on Scottish Independence.

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What, exactly, will the price of gin be? And will there still be lemons?

Will Simon Cowell be welcome or will there be a ban?

I am fed up of sterling, NHS, sterling, trident, blah blah blah.

There are more important issues that should be addressed by both sides. Please post your questions here.

Could we make up a "parcel of rogues" to be sent away never to return.
You only get to choose one each, so choose carefully!

Obviously the vainglorious Galloway is first into the packing crate.

Only waaannn How will I decide? It's too hard!

Now, you're making it easier for me Euphemia...he was on the list.

Noooo not Tommy!

He adds colour to the political scene, particularly orange!

You mean you don't want to get rid of this?

Is tomy no in jail again I met him years ago before he was orange and had principles

Tommy did have principles, I used to really like him. For old times sake, please..
Anyway dream on: England won't take him, you'd have to persuade Cuba, or any remaining Sandinistas.

Will I be deported back there.

So did I like him I mean

You might be able to claim asylum in your current abode Pasithea if you can demonstrate that being forced to listen to bagpipes regularly is a form of cruel and unusual torture. Should be easy enough!

Tommy's not in jail, he's been out for years and was doing a law degree. He's currently speaking in halls the length and breadth of the country on his "Hope over Fear" pro-Yes campaign. :)

Maybe as a favour to him, Chris Beardshaw off Beechgrove Garden - he doesn't look warm up in Aberdeen and I think he'd be relieved tbh.

I'll vote for Jackie Bird to go in the box. Where are we sending it btw?

Oh please send Tommy as far away as possible.

If the Scottish vote for independence will we have to get a new union jack without the blue bits?

Jim baxter should get an knighthood for services to chuckie staines and still being alive

Nope wll be the lion rampant with alec riding on its back

Will the royal mail just be the post

Where are we sending the crate?....em North Korea ?

So far George, Tommy and the gardener bloke, Jackie B

Any more?

Will it be compulsory to watch River City? Because I don't really understand what they are saying. I would suggest that the remaining members of "Scotland the What" should be brought into it to make it easier to follow.
More seriously, will I be rendered stateless because I was born in England and only have one scottish parent?

Does anybody watch river city