To want answers to these questions on Scottish Independence.

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What, exactly, will the price of gin be? And will there still be lemons?

Will Simon Cowell be welcome or will there be a ban?

I am fed up of sterling, NHS, sterling, trident, blah blah blah.

There are more important issues that should be addressed by both sides. Please post your questions here.

Will we be able to export the beano south of the wall?

Oh there might be a fight for panda baby if it ever makes an appearance

Never mind the pandas. Can we have the penguins that shat on the people queuing for the pandas as a mascot?

Will the scottish westminster mps be marched to the wall and kicked over

The Chinese own all the pandas so they won't need passports.

Oh, and I'm moving to Fife on the 19th (from England), will I get free haggis?

We need to know what the effect will be on Tunnocks. V v serious.

Oh of course the pandas are on loan

Haggis will be free whatever way the vote goes. But I am looking for a ban on anything in batter that didn't ought to be in batter: pizza, for example.

Surely both sides must have a position on deep fried shit.

Will the scottish westminster mps be marched to the wall and kicked over

Come on, kicking's too good for them!

Oh, and I'm moving to Fife on the 19th (from England), will I get free haggis? that depends, are you english? See haggis is a bit like tuition fees, they'll be free if you're from the rest of the EU but if you're english you need to cough up!

That will be our new currency we will trade with England in teacakes santana

Will the new Scottish currency be named The Salmond after you know who.

Naw, it'll be "the poond" I reckon. Backed by a vault full of Irn Bru in our central bank

The poond

I think it should definitely be the groat. I want to spend groats - it would be so cool.

at backed up by vaults of Iron Bru!

Do you think you will get a hunner poond notes

Surely both sides must have a position on deep fried shit.

No! I'm English living in Scotland, there is no better hangover cure. I must have deep fried shit.

I want to know will there be a parade when my orange order MIL people realise independence doesn't mean Salmond becomes King of Scotland for ever and ever and ever.

I'd eat all my money if it were tea cakes

I have been working on this and plan to become self sufficient in Lemons within the next year

No the currency must be the unicorn, the groat and the merk!
Tunnocks will be traded in order to keep the best bits of the BBC.
What I'm worried about are the islands if they get their own devolved parliament how will the ferries run, will the price go up? Will I still be able to take home all the gorgeous food mil fills our car with or will I have to pay import tax

If we get the negotiations brought down to individual level, I will surrender my rights to Eastenders, Strictly and the One Show for uninterrupted BBC 4. I am willing to pay extra for gin but expect lemon and lime wedges to be provided free on the NHS as part of my five a day.