To want answers to these questions on Scottish Independence.

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What, exactly, will the price of gin be? And will there still be lemons?

Will Simon Cowell be welcome or will there be a ban?

I am fed up of sterling, NHS, sterling, trident, blah blah blah.

There are more important issues that should be addressed by both sides. Please post your questions here.

For Rose. Still looking for film of him in his heyday. And his jumpsuit and Stetson.

I really, really want to keep the Great British Bake Off. That is why I am a No.

But it could become an international event. Scotland can have its own bake off and the the best of both will go head to head, without a deep fat fryer.

There will be cake at the end.

Will The Edinburgh Woollen Mill become a thriving black market in under-the- counter produce and a hotbed of espionage?

Will rUK have to hand the Elgin Marbles to Scotland?

In the vent that they close the border, can we please ensure that the Krankies are on the other side

Nope. If you guys want to vote Yes and leave the union there will be Consequences. Enforced repatriation of the Krankies is one of them, even if it does contravene the Geneva Convention.

Will I be able to watch re-runs of Rab C Nesbitt?

I think somebody needs to import a flange of wild hagis into New UK before the wall gets rebuilt. Otherwise Scottish people in New UK would have to eat immunised hagis brought over the border.

Wee Neds will be wiped out overnight by an enormous import tax on Buckie, making it the vintage of choice for the rich folk rather than the favourite tipple of those that hang out in bus shelters and the park swings.

And Jackie Bird will be force fed Tunnocks tea cakes until she reaches normal size.

We'll keep the Krankies but you have to extradite Lulu.

I'm concerned as my in-laws are planning to move up from England in the event of a No vote.

I could not be praying harder for a Yes vote, and want to be in charge of immigration in iScotland. Forget about these ridiculous questions of do you have a job, are you a terrorist, a sensible raft of questions would ask about your intentions to interfere with cooking children's dinners and going through your dil's cupboards. We could be the first country in the world with a halfway sensible immigration policy!

These are the most honest straight forward answers I've read. The politicians should get on MN. Would certainly increase the voters numbers if they knew the faced trade sanctions in Buckfast and repatriation of The Crankies.

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{ Hiccup}sorry been drinking Buckie and watching The Crankies box set.

I want to know will there be a parade when my orange order MIL people realise independence doesn't mean Salmond becomes King of Scotland for ever and ever and ever

What nonsense you speak. Of course the glorious leader will be The Salmond aided by The Sturgeon. It will be the Kingdom of the Twa Fush in perpetuity. Top scientists at The Roslin Institute are already working on clones. We created Dolly the Sheep; we will do it again.

Will McCartney have to change the lyrics from Mull of Kintyre to something else?

Mall of Brent Cross?

Wall of KinSplit?

JamaicanMeCrazy

Oh the humanity!

Just been to the shop do hope waurbatons imports only bread I like

Urm is greggs the bakers my friday steak bake might be in jepordy it might be a oatcake and turnip bake if we cant have greggs yes I am fond of a carb

Would England ban imports of Irn Bru like Canada has done ?

Who gets George Galloway?

We'd have to flip a coin to see who gets stuck with him.

George Galloway represents an English constituency. I think we could all agree that in the interests of democracy he should stay with those people who chose him to be their representative.

Didn't they used to call George Galloway the MP for Baghdad North? Could that be arranged?

Hear, hear OOAOML.
Post referendum consensus reached!

There are some things too important to be divided on!

NC there will be much knashing of gums teeth and hoiking of socks over trackies bosoms amongst Neds of all ages should a ban on bucky happen. The poor darlings will have to resort to White Shite Lightening instead