to fucking HATE words like

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"totes"
"emosh"
"amazeballs"

and the horror I've just seen on fb....

"appaz" (apparently).

FFS. WHY?????

stef your totes bag is funny

germgirl

Sank

Cheese n rice, I just lolled in my spot..

YANBU I hate this too

Another one is 'tomoz'

Pudcat how do you cope with MN if you hate the word fuck?

Execution should be mandatory for people who use the following words/phrases...

Preggers
Bubs
Tommy K
Pots
Spaghetti bol
Om nom nom
Toms
Eats
Slap up meal
Holibobs
Crimbo

For those of you who are ex-South African or have been to SA, this one is my ultimate annoyance:

When invited to a braai (bbq), the host says "Bring a tjop n dop"

A tjop would be meat (is in some chops, ribs etc) and the dop is your drinks.

I have no problem supplying my own meat and drinks, but I would rather they say "bring along whatever you would like to braai, and your drinks" .

I had a serious meeting with a previous boss.

At the end she said, "Are we ok? It's just I don't want there to be an atmos."

She also used to say "asap" as an actually word, rather than A-S-A-P.

*actual

your all just well jel of their use of slang. innit.

I made my 7 year old DS walk up a hill yesterday, when he got to the top he whined "this is so not totes amaze balls!" I have no idea where it came from.

Oh God, oh God, oh God - I'd forgotten some of the worst offenders. I'm sitting here cringing away from the screen.

Holibobs. Crimbo. Jacket pots and picky bits!

I think my absolute, all-time worst though is "om nom nom"
Or just "nom". That gives me the rage. I quite loathe that saying too.

Just I hate ONN as well, almost as much as I hate "good to go"

Handbags, what is tix?

Showy, eugh!!! Picky bits makes me nauseous.

To all the "fuck" haterz - Tevs.

I'll take your Tommy K and raise you Maccy Ds. Both make me want to scream. But on the other hand I use tomoz, soz, lol and lots of others so I can't complain.

The only thing that sets me off mumbling under my breath is KK. It is the same number of letters as OK.

Tix=tickets.

Strangely, things like soz don't bother me??? I think it's because they've been around longer so repeated exposure has dulled my response.

I wonder what the very worst sentence that we could construct could be...? Showy has it at the moment

Oh and what does YY mean? My 12yo uses it all the time.

I think these are all fine when they are clearly tongue in cheek a la Miranda..I don't think I know anyone irl who would say these genuinely with no trace of irony. Although I do have at least one friend who uses 'text' in a way that makes my skin crawl...

'I text u earlier'

It's textED for crying out loud!

I love amazeballs. But I like to split it into two very precise words.

I'm 31

I too would stand up for spag bol too - it's not half as arse-clenchingly awful as some of those you've posted.

I have no idea what YOLO means .

Think natch comes from Polari slang. My family seem to use a lot of Polari words - lallies (legs), natch , bona (good), naff (bad) and others - no idea why...

Scorchio ......aaaargh

I know it's not a made up word as such, but hearing/reading/being within 100 miles of someone even thinking the phrase 'dippy egg' makes me feel nauseous.

In the last couple of months I have noticed the proliferation of 'hacks'. As in '20 life hacks to drink more water!' 'Six life hacks to improve your party!' I know it comes from computing originally and it should have bloody well stayed there. Awful, loathsome phrase.

Ok - my worst phrase is "expiration date". What is wrong with expiry? It is even shorter!

Arghh I hate Chrimbo or even Xmas, it's CHRISTMAS!!
Amaze/amazeballs.
Awesomesauce.
Awesomeness
YOLO - I don't even know what it means
Chillaxing
Lolz
My bad
Whatevs
Anywho
Par-tay