this bloody 'hand holding' shit that is going on here

[manofsponge]

USED to be for really bad stuff - bereavement and stuff.
NOW its for anything and tbh I think it is a bit twee.

netmums anyone?

Awww. Hugs are lovely. Thanks, KateS.

I don't do tongues. But I do do .

Anyone ?

@BeerTricksPotter

It's not every day you get the come on from a weasel on MN. Not unless you're on a Sex Thread, anyway.

You rang?

p.s that is what you get if you google sexy weasel - I didn't have it waiting on my hard drive or anything...

i do WISH that Katemumsnet would stop being so bloody reasonable.

WOAH jsut saw that pic

ALL BETS ARE OFF

Mmmmmmn, sexy weasel.

Shit, one of threads is mine, but i'll take the shame

I'll settle for a comedy grimace these days.

lol at onestep

When I want sympathy I like full frontal internet frottage.

What is frottage? I'm not googling. I have learned. See dragon butter and sootikins shaped scars on my retina for details.

just be grateful you CAN hug :(

Oh that's so sad

Does that weasel have lippy on?

Sometimes you just need someone to say,"Hey, I'm here. Let's just share some time and here's a hand to hold if you feel alone, scared or just sad."

It's pathetic and it gets on my tits.

(Well, you did ask).

I was just feeling really sorry for myself, still stuck in hospital for 3 weeks after 2 further emergency brain operations, and was considering starting an internet sympathy thread.
Reading this has put me off though.

Sauv fuck em. You start a thread and I'll come and hold your hand. Both hands and a leg if you like.

Sauv I think even the OP would agree that you are very deserving of sympathy. I think the exasperation was reserved for the 'Hand hold needed - have broken a finger nail' type of sympathy thread, not the 'Hand hold needed - emergency brain surgery required'.

In the meantime, do you think that weasel is wearing lippy?

Oooo can I add one.

'Talk me down'

Argh. Unless your on the top of a very tall building or such like stop it!

And breath.

It's definitely wearing lippy.

Sauv

Mahoosive and to you.

You can stroke my pussies or doggy too if it would help ?

Sauv - you can have as many hugs as you need! Breaking a fingernail - no.