...to want to have a giggle with other mnetters ?

[MrsVamos]

I think we need to remember that AIBU can also be for daft things we discuss.

Where we 'escape' for a while, and forget our worries...

I do hope some of you feel the same.

My brain hurts (its very muggy at the mo) and wont work properly.

If anyone has a daft, giggle- rousing AIBU, please contribute.

I may disappear for a while, as pesky family require feeding.

Just when I decide to have an evenings mnetting 5 minutes peace, they want food. Why me ?

Kitchen roll instead of toilet roll ?

My DS would do something like that. Then come out with a teen quip involving large arses needing more paper or something.

Does anyone else think that the one shit bullfighter in the advert looks exactly like Nicolas Cage?

Do you think its him? It must be quite a good little earner inbetween blockbusters.

I thought it was an unwashed Antonio Banderas, MrsDV.

I forgive him though cos he's so lovely as Puss.

The chewing gum ads are utter shit, though.

OK then, if no one else is going out for a yomp, I'm not either.

Oh, go on then, as you're offering.

i have hoovered the stairs and living room, put the bins out, and emptied the dishwasher.

Where's everyone gone?

I'm still here.

I do love your pics, Sparks.

I got diverted by a twonk on the cat thread. Should know better than to rise.

I am v pleased with myself. DH has taken the DSs to footy training so I am sure when they walk back in they will be all 'Wow Mum the house looks great'

Worked up quite a sweat with the crevice tool.

I am here - don't normally post at this time on a Friday night as am now 'taken by .

Writer has made me laugh like a drain with her kitchen roll buying OH:

I questioned him on it and he said he saw the words "Wipe and it's Clean" written across the packaging and assumed it was referring to bums and was toilet paper.

Man after the heart of my OH!!

Sparkling

Wot's wiv yr 'crevice tools' & 'shower hoses'????????

I am awarding you the euphemism (that was hard to type after ) prize of the night!

I have had a hosey type of day magi.

Worked up quite a sweat with the crevice tool pure filth.

Does anyone else think that the one shit bullfighter in the advert looks exactly like Nicolas Cage?

It disturbs me deeply. I find myself craving steamy nights & days of bodily intimacy with a smarmy drongo in shiny leggings.

Mind you, I'm not sure that's any worse than feeling the same about a man with thick, rigid hairs poking out of his body and uncontrolled excretions. Or a murderous psychopath on drugs. My libido needs adjustment. Will gin do it?

Yes, thornrose I agree.

Should we report her for 'pure filth'?

(Am loving that term!).

Off to hit buttons in hope of some action!

(Sadly, just the TV!)

After nearly 60 years on this planet, Garlic I have some to the conclusion that gin solves most problems - including 'excretions' (which I read slightly differently at first!)

Filthy pic.

Sparks

You are worrying me a bit, lovely. The DCS are supposed to be out if the house and DH works up a sweat with you using his crevice tool.

What has your life become ?

Having said that, at least you no longer find teeny tiny bands everywhere. Just don't mention loom bands to me as well.

Yes, reported.

Oh my word. That's a big one.

I'm not a tea snorter generally but blimey that made me laugh out loud

Back again. Had to feed DS2 who insists on babbling constantly. Even with a bottle in his mouth. Makes everything take twice as long.
He is now smiling winsomely from his jumperoo.

Anyhoo well done sparkling, I admire your energy on a Friday night. The crumbs on my carpet are looking at me.

Garlic - Juan Sheet totally looks like Nicolas Cage :)