Fat, benefit-claiming smokers who drink alcohol & don't neuter their pets

[GarlicJulyKit]

Should be humanely put down. Their photographs should be displayed on P&C and disabled parking spaces as a warning.

Thought experiment

Declaration of interest: I'm a smoking, drinking, fat benefit claimant.

Who else should be included in the population purification programme? All immigrants, or just immigrants from certain countries/religions/phenotypes? Parents with baby backpacks? Shoppers in pyjamas? Vegans or meat-eaters?

This is Very Important!

ThatBloodyWoman but is the tattoo on his bollocks?

No, thats the dog.

He's got love and hate tattooed on his knackers, and a borstal tear.

People who don't wear deodorant

And anyone who can't make a chicken last for 6 months and still have left overs.

Coming to us soon from the USA:
Any women who is pre-pregnant (of child-bearing age) and

. ever has a drink
. or a ciggy
. or sex outside marriage
. or does not have perfect bmi

if later found to be pregnant shall be charged with assault of a foetus and locked up for 10 years

People who spend more than £20 on a handbag. Profligate hussies.

People who buy £5.99 Primark handbags. Child labour supporters and skinflints.

I should be shot, my children are truly filthy 23.5 hours a day, they are clean and sweet for the twenty minutes in the bath and ten minutes when they get out! One day I will get them to look presentable and they shall be rewarded with a Gregg's sausage roll and a black currant fruit shoot.....the best bit...they won't spill it down their fronts/share with the dog or squirt it at someone, ahhhhh dreams!!!!