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Fat, benefit-claiming smokers who drink alcohol & don't neuter their pets

108 replies

GarlicJulyKit · 25/07/2014 14:19

Should be humanely put down. Their photographs should be displayed on P&C and disabled parking spaces as a warning.

Thought experiment Wink

Declaration of interest: I'm a smoking, drinking, fat benefit claimant.

Who else should be included in the population purification programme? All immigrants, or just immigrants from certain countries/religions/phenotypes? Parents with baby backpacks? Shoppers in pyjamas? Vegans or meat-eaters?

This is Very Important!

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ginslinger · 25/07/2014 14:21

It is VITALLY important !!!!!!!!but does it belong in AIBU? I don't think it does so YABU

GarlicJulyKit · 25/07/2014 14:22

Rapists. Women who falsely accuse rape. Women who wear summer clothes in summer, as they're obviously asking to be raped and will probably make a false accusation if no-one rapes them.

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QisforQcumber · 25/07/2014 14:22

Tattooed People
Interested Parents
Pink (The colour, not the Popular Music Artist)

GarlicJulyKit · 25/07/2014 14:23

Good point, gin! I shall report myself forthwith.

Maybe.

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ThatBloodyWoman · 25/07/2014 14:23

Public sector workers -how very dare they strike.

GarlicJulyKit · 25/07/2014 14:24

Oooh, yes, Q. We might as well add Pink, she's probably a Filthy Drug User or something.

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QisforQcumber · 25/07/2014 14:24

ooooh Feminists
We hate those fuckers, the hairy,man hating miserable bitches.

SarcyMare · 25/07/2014 14:24

baby led weaning baby wearers

QisforQcumber · 25/07/2014 14:25

Garlic She has tattoos therefore she is for the chop anyway.
Bless her, she had a good run.

pointythings · 25/07/2014 14:25

And misogynists, let's not forget them. Hairy, woman-hating bastards (and bitches, for those who are female).

And people with big feet. Because someone trod on my toe once.

JennyOnTheBlocks · 25/07/2014 14:25

People who wear Pandora bracelets, harem pants and have children called Palm oil, kill them all

ginslinger · 25/07/2014 14:25

Anyone who formula feeds or breast feeds - just give the kid a sandwich and stop mollycoddling

scaevola · 25/07/2014 14:26

New Year's Eve becomes Groundhog Day?

GarlicJulyKit · 25/07/2014 14:26

Sarcy Grin - actually a genuine rofl.

I need to award myself still more Purification Points, Q, as Feminists should certainly be included. That's Pink sorted, too :)

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JennyOnTheBlocks · 25/07/2014 14:27

Oh yes, and have tattoos

And don't have cutesy nick-names for their partners

Bastards, one and all

GarlicJulyKit · 25/07/2014 14:28

children called Palm Oil Shock Definitely!

How about Macadamia Oil? Would that be acceptable?

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QisforQcumber · 25/07/2014 14:29

Jenny Are you in my office? I am wearing harem pants and a Pandora bracelet!

Hides tattoos quickly

QuietTiger · 25/07/2014 14:30

Teachers. Everyone knows that they do fuck all work, finish at 3pm and have fantastic long holidays. It's never the kids fault when they misbehave in lessons, it is always the fault of the teacher for not making the lessons exciting enough.

ipswichwitch · 25/07/2014 14:30

People who feed their kids full stop, as they're bound to be feeding them the wrong thing anyway

picnicbasketcase · 25/07/2014 14:30

People who have children with one partner, and then have the temerity to break up and go on to have more children with someone else. Disgraceful.

Maryz · 25/07/2014 14:30

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Mrsjayy · 25/07/2014 14:31

Just give the kid a sandwich made me lol oh folk who lol need shot Grin

pointythings · 25/07/2014 14:33

People who let their children make loom band bracelets and do so themselves

JennyOnTheBlocks · 25/07/2014 14:33

No, but think you might be my twin, as so am I

Complete with tattoos Grin

QisforQcumber · 25/07/2014 14:33

This is a cat doing the Daily Mail Sadface
It disapproves of all the aforementioned.

Fat, benefit-claiming smokers who drink alcohol & don't neuter their pets