Fat, benefit-claiming smokers who drink alcohol & don't neuter their pets

[GarlicJulyKit]

Should be humanely put down. Their photographs should be displayed on P&C and disabled parking spaces as a warning.

Thought experiment

Declaration of interest: I'm a smoking, drinking, fat benefit claimant.

Who else should be included in the population purification programme? All immigrants, or just immigrants from certain countries/religions/phenotypes? Parents with baby backpacks? Shoppers in pyjamas? Vegans or meat-eaters?

This is Very Important!

Vegetarians and vegans should be eaten. The only animals which we meat-eaters like are the ones which don't eat meat.

Jenny I sound like I am exceptional company.

^ IN exceptional company.

While we are at it, lets put down people who don't preview posts.

And people who like me can't be arsed to use capital letters or proper punctuation all the time

I people do it on purpose, you know

Gin, you say Q?

And the ones who do for being prissy and pedantic.

People who take their kids to festivals. Especially if they stay up after 8pm and see their parents drinking lager and singing along to Daman Albarn in the rain.

Parents who laugh. They should be earnest. Parenting is a serious job you know and NOT for slackers.

Gin drinkers
People who legitimately use the wheelchair/disabled or buggy spaces on public transport, I mean how very dare they want to use a space specifically set aside for them.
People who won't let, or whinge about people, legitimately using wheelchair/disabled or buggy spaces on public transport, who or what do they think the space is set aside for.

Garlic I need to know how to claim fat benefits

maryz I had bicardi and Robinson s orange once it had been a bit of a day

emo. It's easy! You get your eleventy thousand pounds a week from the judgemental taxpayer, buy your fags & booze, then take out a payday loan for six large portions of chips per person per day. It's the standard diet for so-called disabled people, otherwise known as shirkers.

Sometimes Iain Duncan Smith delivers your chips himself.

Seemingly anyone who doesn't like bloody whiiiiine or gin

Bacardi and baby juice? Bugger, I've just bought the gin.

I am a lone parent and a teacher. I ff DD and have a tattoo. I got a free Pandora bracelet just yesterday. I am a feminist and I quite like Pink. Damn.
I'd better have a Gin quick before one of you gets round here and shoots me. Actually I can take my time as I live in the back of beyond and nobody can ever find my house.

No the cordial not that makes it any bettee

Morris Dancers (like the ones outside my house at 8pm as I was trying to settle 5yo DD1. I couldn't shut the window and she wouldn't settle so we had to go and sit out front, with a beer from the very-local pub and watch them. Bastards it was a school night)

People with any kind of belief system, including the belief that beliefs are nonsense.

What's wrong with pandora bracelets?

My NDN who has been sneezing EXETREMELY LOUDLY for the last 10 minutes - one or two I can cope with but fgs man sort it out!!!!

Unreasonable people

And don't forget you get a mercedes or car of your choice too, garlic

I'm a tattooed parent who drinks alcohol pinot but my pet rabbit and guinea pigs are neutered... Phew am I safe

Step mums who get involved with their step kids - interfering bitches!
Step mums who don't want anything to do with their step kids - they knew what they were getting into when they dated a man with children.

Love it Garlic, I'll get on to that straight away

Chips have to stay, they are the food of the Gods and those of us left behind will be Gods and need this ambrosia like sustenance.

Buggies for babies. Get a sling hand woven sling from Guatemala you lazy mares.

Oooh gin I've always wanted one of them Mercedes with the electric, folding, roof thingies.

People who don't do exactly as I do - they are criminally wrong.

People who do exactly as I do - they can't possibly do it as well as me, are letting the side down and are criminally wrong.

Car owners - selfish, polluting, lazy bastards who can't drive.

Non drivers - selfish, never-bothered-to-learn/temerity to be too poor to fund a car, lazy bastards who can't drive.

People who have rescue pets - unpridictable disaster waiting to happen.
People whose pets are not rescued - selfish, irresponsible and part of the problem.

People who do or don't have pets. Who do or don't allow them outside.

So many people for the wall.

People who don't answer YA(N)BU to an AIBU post.

Shit.