Fat, benefit-claiming smokers who drink alcohol & don't neuter their pets

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Should be humanely put down. Their photographs should be displayed on P&C and disabled parking spaces as a warning.

Thought experiment

Declaration of interest: I'm a smoking, drinking, fat benefit claimant.

Who else should be included in the population purification programme? All immigrants, or just immigrants from certain countries/religions/phenotypes? Parents with baby backpacks? Shoppers in pyjamas? Vegans or meat-eaters?

This is Very Important!

Jenny We are either doomed or have excellent taste. I fear its the former.

I'm passing you some pearls to clutch Maryz

People who want to 'arks' me a question. These people, they all need removing.

Mn regulars and sahms.

Bad as each other.

Need to get off the internet and get a job.

People who let their children watch or play anything on a screen. What the fuck is wrong with you, mine were brought up with a snakes and ladders board with missing counters and no dice, and they grew up to be a high court judge and president of the galaxy, and that's purely because they weren't allowed indoors between 6am and 7pm in the summer, they had to be outside in the fresh air growing a sense of responsibility and helping the community by picking up litter and rehabilitating injured pigeons.

People who let their horses shit outside Waitrose.

Ooooh, gin! Thanks, gin & Maryz. I'll have to go out and buy some. And 7-up to go with it. I'll put my pyjamas on first, and mess my hair up a bit more.

Perhaps i should NC to 'freerange tofu'. I'd hate to be responsible for people drinking

Q but they say misery hates company*

*I might have made that up

I did a genuine LOL at Dido

Women who stay with partners who make them unhappy
Women who leave partners who make them unhappy
Women who encourage other women to stay with partners who make them unhappy
Women who encourage other women to leave partners who make them unhappy

Neglectful parents
Helicopter parents
Loud parents
Absent parents

Parents who complain to the school
Parents who don't go near the school
Parents who are always at the school complaining when other parents want their chance to complain

Judi Dench

That bloody woman I was going to say SAHM or WOHM or whoever we are bashing this week

at dido

Claire Balding

And Sue Perkins

How DARE they entertain us without any agenda, judgment or violence

Are these the same fat, benefit-claiming smokers who are on Facebook? You know, the ones who don't cook entirely from scratch and can only make a chicken last one measly meal.

People who want to 'arks' me a question. These people, they all need removing.

What IS that? Affectation? Accent? Ignorance?

Been wondering who to ask.

Facebook users should all burn at the stake

The internet is witchcraft

soya milk - no.

Parents who like to like to take their kids on an annual holiday.

Entitled wankers. Their place is at home. 24/7/365.

Jenny I sound like I am exceptional company. Miserable or not.

People who use Netmums
People who pronounce quinoa quin-o-a
Step parents
MILs
SILS

...We don't like much do we? Except Gin.

a holiday is okay providing it's some shack on a remote scottish island with no electricity and you take board games. Character building