To think my mum has lost it?

[SantanaLopez]

My mummy has grown a big tummy and she keeps trying to tell me she has babies inside it. I mean, FFS. I am not stupid, I know what a baby is!

AIBU to not believe her?

love MissSantanaLopez (17 months old)

[SantanaLopez]

Hmmm. Do they make noises when you poke them? And presents? Do I get presents? Is it glitter? I might love them if they bring me glitter.

Of course I am The Boss

[MrsTerryPratchett]

It's not her tummy, it's her oooooterus. Make sure you tell everyone, loudly, "oooooterus". Serves Mummy right for a) not growing a baby for me like I asked for and b) wanting me to talk proper.

Love

LittleMissTerryPratchett

[dippylongstocking]

Well, I've been wishing for Mummy to get a baby in her tummy for ages but Daddy says I'll just have to go on wishing. All my friends have shiny new playmates. I want one too! (But I want mine to look just like Sofia the First)

Love DinkyDippy

[BlackeyedSusan]

my mummy has a big fat tummy. it wobbles when I push on it... she definitely has not got babies in there... I asked about the red poo but I forgot to wait until we were out in public she said it was because she eats too many pringles. perhaps your mummies are lying so they do not upset other mummies in the toilets?

[AGnu]

YABU. I went with my mummy when she had to go to the hospital to check on the baby & I saw it on the screen. I still don't know why everyone looked at me funny when I pointed & said "there's the baby". It's what they were looking for! The baby's out now & has just learnt to chase me & steal my toys. If your mummies say there's a baby coming, believe them & start stashing your favourite things. I like to hide mine down the back of the radiator.

You have been warned.

AGnuCalf (now 2y9mo) x

[CrohnicallyDepressed]

There's a lady at my nursery with a big fat tummy. She says there's a baby in there too. It's ok though, it's a boy she ate and we all know boys are stinky!

I think my daddy might have a baby in his tummy too, it's really big. I'm so proud of myself for working that one out, but daddy didn't look happy when I poked his tummy and said 'baby'.

CrohnicallyTantrumming age 1 3/4

[Mercythompson]

I asked my mummy to 'drink the baby juice' like the two ladies at my preschool.

Why did she laugh? I just want a baby like them?

Masterthompson aged 4.