things you can/can't do in your own garden - a list

[GretchenWiener]

right
So according to many recent threads ( YES IT IS A THREAD ABOUT A FRICKEN THREAD)

you may

1. let your child scream

you may not

1. bbq

PLease add so i know

Neighbours should not behead and gut eels anywhere I can see them. Neither should they wear teeny tiny shorts and then speak to me when I am picking up the shopping so I look up and find myself nose-to-shorts.

Let bindweed grow absolutely everywhere so that your neighbours are constantly fending it off.

wanders back into garden

Right I will have to add to the list

Can I add....you must never block your neighbours view over your back fence . Apologies if it has already been mentioned.

Smoke weed. Actually plant something other than lawn.