to think that Joy off Topsy and Tim is on drugs

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How can she be so happy and positive ALL THE TIME?

Especially when stuck at home with the world's most irritating twins?

You might find them irritating but they never argue, never whinge, never tantrum, barely sulk, amuse themselves and are always in a good mood when woken- Your life as a parent would be easy!

Bahahaha I had the same thought today!

And she is having it off with Max in Eastenders!

It's because she leading a double life and is shagging Max off Eastenders

Ohh I didn't know that marmalade... Maybe her double life enables her to maintain her positive facade.

I'm just jealous as I can see dd1 wondering why her mummy isn't like joy (joy!!??) and instead is a sweary shouty wine swilling type.

I can't stand topsy and tim even the music title gives me the rage but my DS loves it!

I gather her pert buttocks have a massive male fan base.

There is something cheerfully glazed looking about her, now that you mention it...

Good point anyone though I'd rather have my two pitas then those sacrine horrors.

And their new house IS SHIT

I was wondering about their new house. Really bizarre layout?

The living room and the stairs look the same

Exactly! What was the point in moving?

Guess it was the 3rd bedroom...

I've watched far too much t&t!

Surely the most annoying child is their new neighbourhood friend? She is now responsible for my two year old saying 'snap!' a lot.

Chased there is something irritating about Josie. Has the look of a woman you couldn't trust around men.

Joy is def on prozac

And I hate Joy and Brian for having done their house in 7 minutes whilst we haven't in 7 minutes. I realise I may be BU.

Months I mean. Bah.

And why do they refer to them by their names every time?

"Lets go Topsy and Tim"
"So Topsy and Tim"
"We're moving house Topsy and Tim"

WE KNOW WHO THEY SODDING ARE!

Well haunted they probably did do it in 7 minutes because they're so FUCKING PERFECT

My Dc's love it and we have only recently started watching it. What is Topsy real name/ short for its really bugging me!!!!

Yorkshire yes perfect Joy took 7 minutes. We will take 7 months. And counting.

Not that you'd know that from my garbled post. :)

For the love of God, will someone explain to me why Tony Welch (Welsh? Walsh?) is always referred to as Tony Welch by everyone, never just Tony?

I've loathed him since the episode where he and Tim made a cardboard figure of Tim and danced around the living room, with TW pulling the most excruciating 'funky white boy' moves and shrugging his shirt off his shoulders. I hope the twins' bunk beds give him rabies or something. And his mother is also on some mood-altering substance.

My children adore this programme. The twins do have pretty good manners/behaviour which I'm happy for them to be influenced by... but yes the perkiness of the Mum puts me to shame

Tony Welch cried at the dentist.

The good news this week is that Tony Welch is moving away.

Thank the Lord.