AIBU to think this is the best section on MN?

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Why do people keep moaning about it? - I love it!

If you don't like it hide the bleedin' thing, or even easier, just don't read any of the threads - there's 100's of other sections to moan about!

I mean I might smell of piss. Report me just in case.

Consider yourself reported for l'aire du piss.

Ive not reported you Harold

That be a bit of fucked up shit there Maryz (btw I always thing of you as easy Mary from the Mary -zeeee)

I always think she's ignored her own capitalization neurosis. smile and is called something exotic like Mary Zebedee.

Isnt that the wasted drug taking character off magice roundabout - bet they smell of piss

You're thinking of Dylan the rabbit. Zebedee was the one with adhd

Im too scared to use any labels of anykind especially on this board in case I get accused of being an ist

Right, you lot, I've reported you all

Piss-smelling names?
Pepsi in baby bottles? Don't you at least know that it needs to be IrnBru or at the very least Fruitshoots?? Standards, ladies, standards

Apparently all my boys' names are boring and got more so with each subsequent DSs as we ran out of ideas . They do have more adventurous even forrin middle-names, so that's alright then.

And guess what, I never even asked for MN approval

Disclaimer: nobody in my family has ever done any time so far

Really, catching up with this thread after a Crap Day At The Office has made my day and I heart you all

Cunts.

No one done any time in my family either. But a tax drive once drove me to a police station when I said he overcharged me.

taxi, bloody hell nora

Bugger. Someone in my family has done time, but going by the tone on this thread, I'm not sure if that's a bad thing or not!

I just advanced searched my name on baby names and my fave comment is:
I've never seen an ugly

They've obviously not met me yet

The old fashioned names take a beating on here, things like Alfie, Archie, etc so "boring and unoriginal" also don't say your putting -mae at the end of any girl name. They will kill you. I remember a thread ages ago a woman wanted to call her boy Reggie and people must of mentioned the Kray twins at least a 1000 times. Yes because calling your baby Reggie means he will definitely turn out to be a lunatic murderer.

My name's unusual enough to be hardly mentioned.

The name I most like is Cara because it sounds a bit forrin and as if it means love.

Cara means 'friend' in Irish, that's as effusive as we get when sober. 'Love' would take a bit of building up to!

I can't believe you're all still pissing around.

I've been out in a friend's house getting pissed.

Were there children in the house, Vintage? Were were your DC? Who was looking after them? Were they sober? Are you sure? How do you know?

Will nobody think of the children?

Well the cheek of it Vintage getting to go out for a start, leaving your kids...did you piss yourself?

The DC are fine. No of course I wouldn't bring them out with me to get pissed. I left them at home with some cans

Can people PLEASE stop spraying cheap perfume all over this thread? It's setting my asthma off.

cheap perfume, my dear these spray oils are the finest homeopathic remedies have to offer derived from the milk of mother nature herself.

Sprays vintage with "Outrageous" by Kerry Katona.