AIBU to think this is the best section on MN?

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Why do people keep moaning about it? - I love it!

If you don't like it hide the bleedin' thing, or even easier, just don't read any of the threads - there's 100's of other sections to moan about!

I can see Uncle Bulgaria porn behind my eyes now

That says more about you than it does about me, Fideline

Butler Sloss is a great name & defo due a revival.

YABU.

& LyingWitch, you're not on your own, I can't stand the 'C' word either & physically shudder when I see it.

Butler-Sloss Williams
Butler-Sloss Evans
Butler-Sloss Jones

Nope, not doing it for me.

And what if you had a double barrelled surname? And middle names? You'd be going on for ever.

And is it a boy's name like Rothmanns or a girl's name like Chlamydia?

Fucking LOVE Dredd.

Wouldn't that be the most hilarious Baby Name thread?

What do you think of the name 'Dredd'

OMG NO you can't call him that, he will never be a high court...oh, wait....

Jesbus that is worth getting pregnant again, just to start that thread

You could start a thread pretending to be pregnant. Isn't that what trolls do? For a larf.

I am the official prude and never use the C word. On here or out there.

Fid I got reported for some reason or another which is totally unclear and unfounded.

I need one of these high court judge MN children to represent me in a court of laaaaaw.

Andsmile thanks you can be my character ref.

What about just Judge?

It worked for Judge reinhold.

Oh the Sienna bit?

When you were actually ungoadily goading Scottish?

Actually reported or she said she would report and then flounced?

She's a silly bitch either way.

I couldn't start a thread pretending to be pregnant. Have you seen what they do to women over 40 who get pregnant?

I could make up the most outrageous details and they would be ignored in favour of just telling me how my baby was going to be not normal so I should not have got pregnant, not ever, not nuh huh, NO.

Even if I said 'I am in my 40s and just found out I am pregnant by my sister's husband AND my son's best mate, I have two wombs. What should I do?'

Poster 1. Do you realise the rate of mc is incredibly high in women of your age?
Poster 2.
Poster 3. Ewwww everyone will think you are their grandmother
Poster 4. OMG I WOULD DIE! I am only 25 but I am already waaaaay too old to have another baby. It would KILL me. KILLLL MEEEEEEEEEEEE'

And I second andsmile's testimony to your character

Are you still here Harold ?

MNHQ, MNHQ, look, look, she's still annoying us.

Devere I think that is all the more reason.

You could make it a long running soap opera in the style of the Truman show, and update on the happiness of the triplets including the one with Downs. Right through until their 21st birthday party. Can you make them non identical, two boys one girl please? I'm getting quite into the story already.

Not so sure about the two men/ two womb thing

The constant bleating on about SNs and 'genetic abnormalities' as if they are the worst possible disasters is beyond infuriating.

I'm not a newbie and I don't understand AIBU.

Only if I can call them Dredd, Jaydon and Ptolemy.
and allow the boys to wear dresses if they want.
I will bf one and ff the others.
I will work AND be a SAHM

Only if I can call them Dredd, Jaydon and Ptolemy.

Which one's the girl?

I will work AND be a SAHM

Erm have both your wombs got bodies attached?

I love this thread

I am rolling blissfully in the prickly mud of verbal thrust and parry, like a satirical sow ridding herself of professionally offended fleas.

You are all pricks, cunts and arsebadgers.

Does it MATTER?

I will not be restricted by outmoded notions of gender.
Thank you very much.

AND everyone knows women can multitask. I read a meme on FB about it. It had cupcakes on it.

So it must be true.

MrsDV, make sure you wean at least one of them at 3 months, and put Pepsi in their bottles on a hot day.

Is anyone else wondering what the mn most hated name is? Maybe Jaden (I quite like it)

I've got a Mumsnet approved name

Havana - MN hates my real name! No young people will have my name, for fear of ritual murder by MN babynamers.

This will ensure it becomes an outmoded name, meaning it'll be the most approved choice for the next future generation.

This is turning into a baby name thread, should I ask for it to be moved into the jaws of the baby name board (I always imagine it to be decorated in a lemon with fluffsy bunnies wabbits)