Yes - I can see the problem with the 'shitty' brown socks - which I note are only worn by the men-folk - would look really worse with the ladies. But, what colour socks would go better - canary yellow? Red?
Green - yes, but no but... Let's rename "shitty" as "earthy".
Actually why are the women's handbag/sporrans white? Now THAT is out of order - they should all be brown handbag/pseodo-sporrans and there should be a choice for both men and women to wear white or brown.
Think muddlings idea for swimmers is great (without the pouch -water drag and all) and would make a fabulous material for female swimmers.