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'Why isn't my child Mary' syndrome

378 replies

Pud2 · 05/07/2014 14:41

AIBU to get irritated by parents who complain to the school when their DC doesn't get a good part in a production?

OP posts:
jonicomelately · 06/07/2014 23:41

There are two types of people in the World. Those who admit they get pissed off when their DC doesn't get the part of Mary in the Nativity/doesn't get Player of the Year from their football team/insert own here...and fucking liars Grin

Stratter5 · 06/07/2014 23:44

How is that any different to you backing up Cruikshank? There's no difference. I've not posted on MN for a good 6 months, this is the first thread I've been on with LaQ since.

Posting would be so much nicer if everyone were a little more lighthearted and less prone to taking offence. It's a lighthearted thread, not some deep and meaningful discussion.

And some of your (collective) remarks are simply nasty and unnecessary.

Bambambini · 06/07/2014 23:51

I have no scooby who Cruikshank is - complete stranger. Weren't you on the thread earlier blowing kisses to LeQ - would you have stood up for any other random unknown Mnetter in quite the same way purely on a feeling of injustice or was it really a mates thing against an interloper who dared speak about a favoured and well known poster. Answer honestly, you've always come across as a fair and measured poster.

I have no 'friends' or affiliations here, member of no FB groups etc. I name change frequently but have been here years and more than once exchanged pleasantries with yourself and LeQueen. But are you honestly saying certain posters don't get given extra clout and even protected at times.

waterducksback · 06/07/2014 23:52

Jonicomelately we we would all be fibbing if we didn't (secretly) want our little angels to have a star part!

waterducksback · 06/07/2014 23:55

Do shepherds still wear testicles on their heads or have things moved on?

waterducksback · 06/07/2014 23:57

Shit. Meant teatowels
Bloody autocorrect

IHeartKingThistle · 07/07/2014 00:00

Bahahahahahaha

Bambambini · 07/07/2014 00:06

I think testicles will be imprinted on my mind for ever more! One of my favourite pics of my preschool son is with a tea towel on his head staring wistfully into the distance!

waterducksback · 07/07/2014 00:10

And it HAS to be a checked teatowel - that's gone a bit manky and frayed in the wash. (Phew) no testicles this time...

perfectstorm · 07/07/2014 00:13

Joni, there are also parents whose Little Jonnie did get the lead role, after they specifically explained to the staff after the nativity play was upsetting for yours that any stage event freaks your kid the fuck out, and please to leave them in the chorus. Way, way back in the chorus.

If you've had the experience, after that explanation, of going up for post-show snaps when your child was instead given the lead role, and asking how they feel only for his white-faced miserable little self to say quietly, "hot..." and then in tones of quiet desperation, "can I have a hug, Mummy?" while the bloody harridan of a head-teacher starts snippily asking all parents to go, because, "this is the problem when you let them take photos, they all want to hug their children..." then you might also feel likewise. These were 4 and 5 year olds, btw. One of the others was in floods of tears.

It's great when kids are happy and confident about performing, and I understand how proud it would make you if that were so, and annoying when they get passed over. But some kids are old in their year, and seemingly confident, and the teachers know they can be trusted to behave nicely, enounciate carefully and put some expression in their voices. The fact they hate every single second is neither here nor there, it seems.

We moved DS three weeks later. It was the final fucking straw. His new teacher listened, believed us, and allowed him to opt out altogether from the first class assembly and has put him in the back row, line-less, on all staged events since. So nope, not all parents who don't want that are "fucking liars". Some of us genuinely know our kids can't handle it, however brave a face they put on at school.

I think some parents might need to be careful what they wish for.

SistersOfPercy · 07/07/2014 00:13

I always got narrator because I was an advanced reader. Aged 4 we did a nursery production of Aladdin....

"Once upon a time in a land a thousand songs away lived a poor widow and her son Aladdin"

Cue musical number.

Can't decide whether I enjoyed it or it traumatised me for life because I'm 40 now and can remember every line I had.....

One boy in my class had an entire play written around him. It transpired in a pe lesson he could cossak dance amazingly and next thing you know we are doing a play about a toy shop and he's a Russian doll Hmm
And yes,I narrated it sigh.

waterducksback · 07/07/2014 00:18

I once played a 'Welsh' speaking Hiawatha in a school play.
I didn't have a clue what I was saying, but it was FUN!

Stratter5 · 07/07/2014 00:44

would you have stood up for any other random unknown Mnetter in quite the same way purely on a feeling of injustice or was it really a mates thing against an interloper who dared speak about a favoured and well known poster. Answer honestly, you've always come across as a fair and measured poster.

Yes, I would. I have done, plenty of times. I got deleted on another thread day before yesterday for calling someone out for telling the OP to ODFOD. If I see someone being unnecessarily picked on, I will always jump in. I hate meanness.

Bambambini · 07/07/2014 00:56

I know you do, fair enough.

Ludoole · 07/07/2014 01:26

My shy ds2 was always in the choir until a teacher asked him to try out for a part last year. He got the lead, and many parents came up to me to say how amazing he was Grin
The ks2 lead said he should be in a theatre group Grin Grin

It gave him so much confidence (although he declined to audition for the school play due to SATS this year)

MrsCakesPremonition · 07/07/2014 01:36

I was a brunette Mary. I had to play my own grand entrance music (Little Donkey) on the Glockenspiel. I suspect the only reason I got the part was because I was the only 6yo daft enough to try combining glockenspeiling with walking.

I was also King no.3. King no. 2 scratched his testicles throughout, I have no recollection of what I said or did beside the mute horror of knowing that all eyes were on Gavin and his itchy balls.

Yangsun · 07/07/2014 07:05

I must be one of the few people to have ever watched a primary school play as an objective outsider. I was given tickets to village school play as I had lent them some stuff. I have to say I was appalled that one child had four (small) speaking parts while at least 15 children were chorus or dancers. I overheard a mum in front of me saying how disappointed her dd had been not to get a part and really sympathised.

limitedperiodonly · 07/07/2014 07:12

I was given tickets to village school play as I had lent them some stuff

I was thinking of having a clear-out in favour of the school down the road. Now I know compulsory attendance at the Nativity might be involved, it's going to Oxfam.

BravePotato · 07/07/2014 08:27

oh dear, have I riled or misunderstood the "in-crowd"

clique alert. An MN virtual clique, how much sadder can life get.

settingsitting · 07/07/2014 08:49

oh dear. Here we go again.

Personally I think LeQ means what she says.
She thinks like that from what little I have seen of her. She is entitled to her opinion.

[fwiw, I am most definitely not part of a clique! Grin]

Also, since I have now been on mumsnet for about 3 years, I am not so sure it is a clique exactly.
But having said that, they do talk on Facebook groups so they are online friends. And I do see online friends on here back each other up.

[I feel like a fence sitter on this]

settingsitting · 07/07/2014 08:51

Oh, and I will fully admit to not getting jokes, or in jokes.

But jokes can be used to hide an awful lot.

[from fence sitter extrodinaire]

Stratter5 · 07/07/2014 09:58

oh dear, have I riled or misunderstood the "in-crowd

Nope, there isn't an 'in-crowd', neither do I belong to any MN Facebook groups, or talk to LeQ on FB. Just pointing out that the bitchy remarks are unnecessary and rather playgroundish, particularly on a thread that's lighthearted.

Makes you worse than the person you're having a pop at. They're just expressing a tongue in cheek opinion. You're being nasty for the sake of it. Pretty easy to say which is worst.

oxygenna · 07/07/2014 10:32

I didn't think LaQueen was joking. I thought it was refreshing honesty

It might be the way she says it Grin (I don't know her by the way and don't know who's in the clique) These plays are usually very very dull, the tiny, or not so tiny, sections our own DC perform in alleviate that somewhat. But once you've seen one you've seen 'em all.

Stratter5 · 07/07/2014 10:44

There is NO clique. The clique mutterings were going on when I joined, 4-5 years ago, just different people muttering about different clique members. It's simply that when you've been on a forum for a long time, you get to know the characters around you, and you have more insight into them.

And why the fuck is it so damn snippy on here now?

elfycat · 07/07/2014 12:05

I belong to a FB MN group (we talk about knitting and crochet mainly) I didn't realise I belonged to a clique! No one told me about the clique thing!

As long as I haven't a clue who they are on real MN does it make me exempt?

My DD1's (the daydreamer from my earlier post) school has a 'proud' assembly weekly in which one class does the assembly (parents invited to observe) and anyone with in school or out of school achievements take their certificates in. DD was being really cheeky with the head teacher about one of her certificates last week. She's always happy to talk out loud which is quite something as she is under SLT having had hearing loss for a year or so.

Her teacher remarked at the first parent's evening 'She's not always clear, but she doesn't let that her stop her'. I wouldn't mind if she didn't have a speaking part, but I'm glad she usually does because I get to confirm to her that I am proud of how well she's done in her first year of school.