To issue a siren and sound a klaxon for those of us that once played together across the boards

[Hullygully]

Perhaps I am...but where are they now?

Come hither lamented playmates and fill my heart with joy and laughter.

I actually wrote that song but it was nicked off me.

Fuckers.

AND MrsVamos, on the same thread!!

Is your DD at uni now, or college or something, or will she move with you?

About 8 or 9 weeks. Why? Do you want to take me on a date?

Hello, hearts

Mwah Mwah Mwah

Yes fel let's go on a date!

Oh fine.

Just turn up and don't no one bother telling me

humph

My daughter Is training to be an abseiling instructor and so is moving to Norfolk this summer

Hello Getorf, you gorgeous creature!

I want a date...

Getorf, lovely.

All is well in the world

I want a date too

While your here, darling Getorf, please don't make me nuke my pubes again.

LETS ALL GO ON A GREAT BIG DATE

Im in for the mass date.

Oooh. What ? Like :

A GRAND DATE OUT ?

YAY ! I'm in !

Just not till after next Sunday.

I am very, very, very busy.

Let's all have a Great Big Date.

Hully can organise it all. She loves doing stuff like that. She relishes it.

What are all these flags about?

I'm not moving to Swiss cottage. I've been there once Nd was disappointed as I thought it would look like zermatt

Flags are world cup innit.

Flags are/were for the World Cup.

Or Wimbledon.

I haven't got one. Didn't want to jinx Rafa.

Oh! Of course. The infernal football

I have been trying to nuke my pubes lately. I bought a state of the art, very expensive pube nuking machine. They are putting up a very tough fight, but I think I am finally managing to get the upper hand over them.

Although I am in the UK for two months I am all over the shop as usual, but I'd love to meet up, schedule allowing. The latter part of the summer is better for me though. July is tres hectic.

Nuking pubes ?

I just let mine grow wild and free.