To issue a siren and sound a klaxon for those of us that once played together across the boards

[Hullygully]

Perhaps I am...but where are they now?

Come hither lamented playmates and fill my heart with joy and laughter.

I actually wrote that song but it was nicked off me.

Fuckers.

Hello norman and farewell and outto

are you a nc farewell?

Zombie is doing slightly better today according to her fb status.

I'm here! Occassionally.

It be potty training season

What is with this moving malarky? Dh is trying to get me to relocate to Norfolk. I don't know anyone in Norfolk. I know EVERYONE here though. Here is good, it's where I live. Silly man.

Norfolk is full of nice flat things.

Who needs people when you have nice flat things?

Norfolk isn't bad. A bit carrot cruncherish!
Suffolk is a bit posher. I'm in Essex. The old money part admittedly, but it's not great.
Tbh I'd rather live anywhere than London though!

Nice to know that Suffolk is posh - DH's ancestors came from there - a place called Wickham Skeith. We're going ancestor hunting there next month- apparently DH's g-g-g+a couple more-grandfather had 5 wives, so it gets a bit complicated...

Most of Suffolk is posh. The Wickhams are all common as muck!

Oi, my dh's family have very close links to Wickham Market.

(although, to be fair, they are the most working class people I know ).

We live very close to WM

Oooooh. Do you know Halls, the card shop and post office?

Yes, I go there all the time , so much quicker than the Woodbridge PO.Poor WM it has really suffered since the Co OP moved out of the market square, it's dead now apart from Revetts and the vintage shop

Aha, mil worked in there for about 20 years until she retired. She always used to send us completely ott birthday and Christmas cards! Her Aunt (aged well over 90) still lives in WM in a tiny one bed cottage.

Hello all you lovely fuckers. The wonderful dollytwat told me about this thread and told me to get my arse over here and say hello!

I'm just going to go back and read the thread to say what all you cuntys have been saying about me

Oh my FUCK! How the fuck are you, you fucker?!

Oh hello. I'll change my sheets tonight to celebrate your appearance.

Ooooh, Shirley! GetOrf!

I have nothing of interest to say, but am very pleased to see you.

SCREAsm at the names on this thread

Mrsvamos
Usual
Fellatio
SHirl
Reality
Bucharest
Pag
Hully
Cheerful
Marmalade
BOF

Everyone else I have not named! Awe it's like.ovely blast from the past?

Is anyfucker still here?

Tethers!
Koala!

I no longer change my sheets every day. It's once or twice a week.

GETORF

Feck me gorgeous, how the devil are you ?!

Missed you lovely.

Course AF still here.

Change my pillowcases every day though

LEN!

I haven't been on twitter for ages. I work on my commute into London now. No twitter time really. It is crazy. I do read books now though I've escaped twitter

UsedToBeShirley - surely not?! Is it you Are you still here, or have you briefly re-materialised from a more benign dimension?