To issue a siren and sound a klaxon for those of us that once played together across the boards

[Hullygully]

Perhaps I am...but where are they now?

Come hither lamented playmates and fill my heart with joy and laughter.

I actually wrote that song but it was nicked off me.

Fuckers.

Ah I remember playing in the green fields.of yore. British Gas are cunts was a favourite time

The best ever thread is definitely the Guinea Pig Obituaries

I liked banning the elderly (that was me) and I really enjoyed the tasteful naked photo of me and dh on the wall one, where people tried so hard to be kind.

Anyone remember the tasteful picture of someone's bottom? I think it was referred to as BWA?

Tasteful naked wall art was just fab.

One of the many funny things about the naked photo was several posts in when someone noticed there was an oddly placed leg. A 5th leg

A tapeworm shitty thread is NOT fab. It has made discussion of the day ^^ up there.

I hope it has some redeeming feature to be promoted like this. I cannot bring myself to read the thread.

I officially give up {throws in towel}

Oh here you all are, you atrocious cunts.

I remember Guinea Pig Obits...I remember taking a lot of time over my contribution...

Oh and THIS:

"That fucking penis beaker debacle

Now everyone is trying to become the next big thing."

Which is what I thought when I saw the pooh worm thread tbpfh

Poo worms? Ick.

Next thing someone will be complaining of an itchy vagine and we'll all discover that bum worms migrate.

Buppy! We are nearly all here. We need to get that Gerrof. And the Knid, and 100s of others what I've forgot

I do so admire people who try really hard to be kind in the face of utter horror. It is so staunch.

We'd never be allowed all the singing like the beesimo thread now either. I remember literally weeping on that thread.

Beesimo? Was she the non-travelling traveller who called nurseries 'day-prisons' and locked her own granddaughter in the house. Who then started posting too. I remember encouraging her to break out.

She was good value. Most of them just post once now and bugger orf. No stamina

the tapeworm is a discussion of the day? Fucking SIGH.

Bups !

Blimey, missues, not seen you in ages !

How the very devil are you, lovely ?

We do need Getorf now. I want to reminisce about the Plymics.

So many lovely netters I've not seen for a long time...

Poor old Mintyy. I confess to enjoying that tapeworm thread, but mainly because of the hilarious comments. The photos of the worm itself (in a colander if you don't mind) were let's just say…..odd, and er…..brave.

I was just thinking about Beesimo yesterday!

It was "day orphanages" Scrambled, for Heaven's sake. :o

I'm so naive, I think I believed her until "BeesimosLass" started posting.

I wish that had never been deleted. It was comedy gold.

I was horrified by the wormy thread.

Gutsy for posting pics, but grim.

Bleurgh.

I remember LaQueen rocking up to defend travellers in some fashion and Beesimo replying "yes, that is how the Romany be."

Actually snorting right now.

I can't remember Hully's spoons thread. I have a vague recollection of a thread about spoons, but can't remember any of it. someone enlighten me please.

I don't think I saw the tasteful naked art one either.

Has anyone lamented my absence yet?

LAMENT.

I am several namechanges down the line, but I am the MNer who unmasked Beesimo as not exactly being quite as ooo-arrrr combine harvester as she was making out. When a quick google found her restaurant review articles.

She sent me a PM for that. Lass 1 was going to come and get me with the tractor. Or something.

I sadly lost my original log in and had to re-register or I'd show you my PM from Beesimo's woodshed. Where something nasty lurked.

Or didn't.