To issue a siren and sound a klaxon for those of us that once played together across the boards

[Hullygully]

Perhaps I am...but where are they now?

Come hither lamented playmates and fill my heart with joy and laughter.

I actually wrote that song but it was nicked off me.

Fuckers.

They'd rather "suffer bite of dog" than let you slag them off on Mumsnet Sangria. :o

Tether!

WAVES
hello Hully my lovely didn't realise this was your thread
I'll see if I can get Getorf to come and say hi, she'll be out in that London swanning about

I've missed you on here, was hoping to lure you to Twitter where we all play now

Tethers, did you really leave?

[lament]

I missed you. Honest injun!

but how do we find you there?

I'm not sure if I even still have a twitter account. I suppose I must have, but it'll be all covered in cobwebs. I had a brief dalliance with it back in about 2011 but I never really got the bug.

here you are fell

oh thanks Pag - I just tried searching but couldn't unearth anything. Obviously didn't have the right keywords.

My prehistoric phone can't handle the Twitter app, so I rarely visit - it only works well as a constant fucking irritating feed, imo. But I am following you all ... in my real name

Is that really you ShirleyKnott you ol' cunt
Ha lovely memories of us fagging and swapping toffee Vidka recipes

Oh my God Hully you HUSSY

hang on, still reading….

Tell that there Getorf that Bucharest is waiting for her. I no longer have anyone to snort over sleb chefs and Kate Middleton's eyebrows with.

Hilarious. thanks for that Pag. I almost believed it until she started on about Derek and Timon, and being beamed onto the walls of the Tate Modern.

I can hardly believe that Getorf actually got up and left. That was the beginning of the end for me.

GetOrf won't be coaxed back.

Unless the orange one who loves his kids comes on for a web chat.

HQ, get on it, stat.

Fell she's got a new job and doesn't tweet any more as she's too tired. I'll tell her about this thread

Awwww.

(((hugs))) for Gets.

Rotten shame she won't/can't pop in to say hello.

Dolly Please tell her from me she is sorely missed here.

Hully is totally right - the best thing on that thread are all the people being so kind. It's fab.

I miss Getorf.
Ah, the nostalgia is a killer. I'm turning into my mum.

AND on the twitter. She is missed on the twitter too

right I'm off on my holibobs

NOONE GOES ANYWHERE

She's got a new job and she's too tired to Tweet? Her priorities are all fucked up.

You are lucky to have a man like Timon Hul.
Sensitivity, warmth and buttocks that can crack walnuts. You are living the dream

I just read that and wept, Paggy

Can I hide here too? Baffled by tapeworms and people shouting at each other. Remember Bupcakes' lemon drizzle episode and the spoons too. More of a lurker than a poster though.

I'd completely forgotten Jeremy too. Oh happy days.

Gerrof is really screwed up, Buppy is right. I remember when all of us would spend the WHOLE DAY on here, arsing about. Oh wait..

Tethers my darling, you are ever present in my deepest being.

Dolly, there is a small warm corner for you too, just to the right of my gall bladder.

Ah, those were the days.

I'm still arsing about but there are no LOLCATZ anymore.
It's all very shouty.