Popped out to shop to get some paraetamol as id run out and had a bit of a headache.Shop is about half a mile away.
Was browsing and all of a sudden really needed a poo.as annoyed as it wasnt like id needed one for ages then it got worse,it was just like it came out of nowhere.Paid quickly and rushed home.
Really needed a poo so stopped at park to use loos but they were locked,started running,went through our local dog park which has a small bit of woodland type bit with tress and pushes,literally was about to shit myself.
Thought fuck it,went to do poo in the most secluded bit i could find (dog park was empty)luckily had wipes etc in my bag.
Looked down at my poo,it was almost the size of a large rolling pin.
Got out of there as quickly as possible and had a bath at home.
Now i cant stop thinking about it.
It was huge.
Someone is going to see it.