In thinking my BIL and SIL are vile disgusting arseholes

[Scrumpy100]

I have name changed specially for this, as I am a long time poster and normally post about serious issues, which could also possibly out me. Although if those dirty fuckers are reading this they will know it's them.

My BIL (dp's brother) and SIL stayed at our house last weekend to house/dog sit plus use it as a mini break as we live in a touristy place. Me and DP were away at a wedding.

I am on FB but not under my own name due to my job, and I mainly use it to keep an eye on our teens. Nobody knows in my family I have an FB account as I don't want lots of friends requests and to end up being a full on FB presence!

Anyway, my SIL's profile is open, and I went and had a look, they had out a status about great weekend in [touristy place], and there are about 60 comments underneath, through which transpires that they had sex in our hot tub but he "slipped out" and there was "bubbly spunk".

The utter utter dirty bastards - the water has not been changed - they wouldn't know how - if I hadn't seen that on FB us or the kids might have been in that water soaking in his fucking diluted sperm. Vile.

DP is utterly embarrassed by this and says leave it, we won't have them stay again - don't say anything, but I have the rage and want them to know I know.

Grrrrrrr sorry but needed to vent!!!

All sounds like a sperm in a teacup to me.

I've never been in a hot tub; would never want to - certainly not somebody else's. They're going to have secretions in there and aren't sanitary places. Other people like them, great.

I'm always incredulous about posters who share stories about 'skidmarks', pee on the floor, blood stains and other human bodily function events in a non-humorous and "Aren't the disgusting?" kind of way. There are some great threads in Classics that focus on the funny aspects.

You sound a little bit controlling and extremely nosey, OP and I think what you've posted is very recognisable. Oversharing and drama runs in families perhaps? I think you should say nothing at all because but for this FB update you would never have known.

Toadinthehole, brilliant!

You have to let us know what she says!

There's no way I'd let this slide! They clearly have no manners, class or shame and if its fit for fb, comment away.

A d yes, I'd make them pay for The Scrub.

Oh FFS Lyingwitch - controlling and nosey.... Err no I think I am normal actually, we are all nosey to some extent or another - it's human nature - and dunno where controlling comes in, maybe you would like your relatives spunking in your house and merely think "oh isn't that lovely, he's had a nice time playing at sperm fountains in my house and leaving it for me to sit on..." If that's the way you roll great, sadly I do not have your admirable restraint.

Loving the canyon fanny comment.....

Am still contemplating the retort but will not be letting this slide (unlike BIL...!).

And as for recognisable, A - I doubt she has heard of mumsnet and if she had, as she is proud to put it on FB I can imagine her cup would runneth over if she recognised herself here and B - I really don't give a fuck if they recognise themselves, I've done nothing wrong!

You - 'Hi SIL and BIL, how's things, glad you had a nice time at ours, just wanted to ask you, what happened with the hot tub? Did you spill something in it? It's a bit of a mess - no worries or anything, due to change the water anyway but not sure what cleaning product to use, there are different ones depending on what the stains are. Cheers'

Them - 'Ohh don't know, we dipped our toes in once but didn't really use it, oooh no'

You - 'That's ok. I was talking to our mutual friend X about it and she said my problem reminded her of something she'd seen ON FACEBOOK, so I'll check with her about best remedies. I'm sure it'll 'come good.' All the best, Scrumpy'

Don't worry scrumptious, I suspect they inhabit other baby fora...babycentre perhaps?

Leave some strong detergents in there next time and watch her come up in a rash. Lol.

Yanbu. Haven't read the whole thread, just the op. Your il's are vile, disgusting people. My best advice would be don't invite them to your house ever again and keep your distance. Yuck!

yuk

how old are they wanting to share this info on fb. maybe best not to answer I know too much as it is

Perhaps send them a message to just casually mention that the whole family has come down with a case of killer herpes fungus rot, probably because of that morning you all spent in the hot tub before you went away on holiday.... Shame you've not had a chance to change the water til you got back...

I don't understand the disgust? You swim in much worse in a public swimming pool. I'd take a little bit of jizz any time over dissolved shit and piss!

Scrumpy... I get that. I suppose I would just assume that anything used in the house/hot tub has been used and would clean it. I really don't like hot tubs/jaccuzi-type stuff. I think you're overreacted a bit about the actual 'secretions' because it's not nice for anybody to sit in any of them, whosever they belong to.

Bearing in mind that I don't know how you would clean these things, would you leave instructions/whatever detergents are needed or is this something that is done after several uses? Did you SIL/BIL know what was expected? I still think that you would never have known had they not been so keen to post about it. Still, if they read this thread they should recognise their antics.

I just wondered why you didn't ask your SIL/BIL whether they'd enjoyed their stay rather than check on FB but then again, they should have had the manners to tell you that and thank you. They should have done that.

Ewwwww! Grim!

Tip for next time you go away- empty and disconnect the hot tub first.

Fwiw i think hot tubs are grim to start with but that is another level of grim.

Completely agree with broken, screenshot. No message!

I wish i hadn't been eating whilst reading it.

I have mental images of sperms trapped in bubbles calling for help

Arghhhh that's just gross. Posting on Facebook is just juvenile. I don't think I could resist posting something. It's not like she has any sense of privacy.

Thanks toadinthehole, made my lunch break!

Arf@ #dirtysexpond

OMG. We've just bought a hot tub / spa, have been inviting friends over to come and try it out. I was intending to sit in it, with perhaps some wine / beer, and chat. Wearing togs.

What on earth are my friends going to think I've invited them over for? Does everyone think I'm organising some kind of orgy?

This just made my stomach turn. What a set of twats. This behaviour is unreasonable and frankly animalistic.