In thinking my BIL and SIL are vile disgusting arseholes

[Scrumpy100]

I have name changed specially for this, as I am a long time poster and normally post about serious issues, which could also possibly out me. Although if those dirty fuckers are reading this they will know it's them.

My BIL (dp's brother) and SIL stayed at our house last weekend to house/dog sit plus use it as a mini break as we live in a touristy place. Me and DP were away at a wedding.

I am on FB but not under my own name due to my job, and I mainly use it to keep an eye on our teens. Nobody knows in my family I have an FB account as I don't want lots of friends requests and to end up being a full on FB presence!

Anyway, my SIL's profile is open, and I went and had a look, they had out a status about great weekend in [touristy place], and there are about 60 comments underneath, through which transpires that they had sex in our hot tub but he "slipped out" and there was "bubbly spunk".

The utter utter dirty bastards - the water has not been changed - they wouldn't know how - if I hadn't seen that on FB us or the kids might have been in that water soaking in his fucking diluted sperm. Vile.

DP is utterly embarrassed by this and says leave it, we won't have them stay again - don't say anything, but I have the rage and want them to know I know.

Grrrrrrr sorry but needed to vent!!!

Sadly usual the FB thing is real, however I am beginning to hope it was embellishment.

Definitely comment on facebook.... she'll DIE!

I'd imagine they'll find out that you know soon enough as this is just the sort of thread that MN like to pick up on to lure newbies.

It'll be hell in here for a few weeks once this does the rounds and the influx begins .

I have been on a swinging thread on AIBU tonight, and have learnt all sorts - there isn't any pampas grass around my hot tub so I don't think it has been used for swinging parties.

Have now also learnt about sexpond - tbh I never though of hot tubs from a sexy point of view, just nice for achey back and feet after work ....

"Water swilling around their arseholes...." Barf I can feel a ceremonial burning coming on....

Wouldn't you automatically change the water if you'd had guests staying in your hot tub? If my relatives came I'm sure my brother would fart in it and my nephew would wee in it. I love them and wouldn't think them disgusting for doing this but I'd change the water when I got home if I thought anyone else had been in it. I thought you had to chage the water regularly anything. Sounds like a storm in a hot tub to me. Change the water and have a gin.

I am not a newbie. I have been on this site for three years and can trot out the Pom bears, naice ham, Sharon, T-Rex with the best of them.

Whoops sorry squeezee - I see what you mean, I hope that doesn't happen which is why I didn't title it "my BIL ejaculated in my hot tub"...

You could comment- remind them that your hot tub isn't an oversized penis beaker. Say you're glad they clearly enjoyed their stay but could they next time bring their own implement to collect any excess jizz as the filter is now kaput and as bils 'funky spunk' is clearly to blame, you will be sending them the bill.

I didn't mean you at all - I have grim relatives too and can imagine them doing this!

But, after Penis Beaker . . . well, we all know how that ended up . . .

oversized penis beaker arf arf

At least this thread is making me laugh and the rage is subsiding and won't keep me up half the night!

Ew! My mum has a hot tub and it's certainly not a sex pond. I use it for pain relief. I'd be mad if I owned one and people shagged in it. Never understood why sex in water was amazing, doesn't it get all up in there? Wouldn't you worry about the chemicals being irritants? Surely they're asking for a thrush infection. I'm all for adventurous sex but not in water, or on sand, or anywhere there is danger of ants, spiders, animals interrupting.

Oh I don't think it will take off like penis beaker, after all how long can you discuss a spunky hot tub Jizzcuzi

And is nobody thinking of my poor dog, an elderly 12yo Heinz, hence why I don't want to put her in kennels..... She could have seen it all

I dunno Scrump, I reckon this thread might be blowing around for a while

I haven't had sex in a hot tub, but mainly through lack of opportunity. I can definitely see the attraction, unlike sex in a shower when one of you is getting spray in your face and the taps in your back and the other is getting cold and falling over

Getting interrupted by animals

It's gross. I'd also really freak the fuckers out by knowing what happened but not admitting how.

Just. Desserts.

I'm worried that you could have impregnated yourself with your BIL's floating jizz! Definitely shame them on fb, the dirty bastards.

Yes its vile but life i guess?

Jizzcuzi is a piece of genius

The chemicals woula kill the germs?

Jizzumcuzzi

Updating your FB status with tales of your husband 'slipping out'?

They sound beastly!

That's nasty. Boak.

Hot tubs are gross anyway. Why would you choose to sit in a steaming pond of bodily detritus? Pooh crumbs, hair, skin ... all in a soup.