In thinking my BIL and SIL are vile disgusting arseholes

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I have name changed specially for this, as I am a long time poster and normally post about serious issues, which could also possibly out me. Although if those dirty fuckers are reading this they will know it's them.

My BIL (dp's brother) and SIL stayed at our house last weekend to house/dog sit plus use it as a mini break as we live in a touristy place. Me and DP were away at a wedding.

I am on FB but not under my own name due to my job, and I mainly use it to keep an eye on our teens. Nobody knows in my family I have an FB account as I don't want lots of friends requests and to end up being a full on FB presence!

Anyway, my SIL's profile is open, and I went and had a look, they had out a status about great weekend in [touristy place], and there are about 60 comments underneath, through which transpires that they had sex in our hot tub but he "slipped out" and there was "bubbly spunk".

The utter utter dirty bastards - the water has not been changed - they wouldn't know how - if I hadn't seen that on FB us or the kids might have been in that water soaking in his fucking diluted sperm. Vile.

DP is utterly embarrassed by this and says leave it, we won't have them stay again - don't say anything, but I have the rage and want them to know I know.

Grrrrrrr sorry but needed to vent!!!

i would drop an innocent comment about the hot tub. like how you have to empty it after a shag because it really starts to smell after a couple of days. keep a straight face and just look at them.

But...but the Sims have sex woohoo in hot tubs! I thought it was normal!

Well I feel queasy now. It's bad enough having to put up with the noise and stench of chlorine from next-door's hot tub, but now I have an awful vision of them shagging in it. He has a massive beer gut, I don't even like to think of him in trunks bet he wears budgie smugglers let alone getting naked and amorous.

I'll have to move house.

OMG the Sims??!!!!

Hmmm gonna have to say something, maybe a text of the mixture of the best ideas from here, not keen on adding to the FB thread and getting them more public attention for their sexual antics.

(Sorry.)

I'm worried that you could have impregnated yourself with your BIL's floating jizz! Definitely shame them on fb, the dirty bastards.

Psst... Swimmers can't really swim.

Hot tubs are made for trying to have sex in at least once. Then you can realize why it's not as fun or easy as everyone makes it out to be. I'd be changing the water once they got home anyway, why would you want to be soaking in water that they were sweating in?

I would expect any visitors, specially couples to use the tub as they like and change the water anyway.
The only big deal here is SIL over sharing but this is her problem not yours.

Hot tubs are ace for having sex in. I only have to step in one and I get all frisky.

On the one hand - what else are hot tubs for they do it in the films , on the other your sil is an oversharer of the highest order and deserves to be embarrassed.

I think I would fornicate in a hot tub given half the chance (sorry, OP!).

However, I would also desist from insinuating on Facebook I had a vagina the size of the Grand Canyon such that my partner could accidentally "slip out" of it with such ease.

I would also urge you not to imply anything about the size of your BIL's cock on FB either, OP. Take the high road.

Facebook update:

"we fucked in it before you. Hope you haven't got my husbands jizz in your fanjo as it's powerful shit and if you're up the duff with it then we have a nephew or a son. Lol, hope you didn't swallow any water as we'd also analled in it.

Ps. Have you ever googled dragon butter?"

I think you are jealous!

Did your BIL knock you back at some point?

I've had sex in a hot tub in a public spa, do I win a prize? I was young and we thought we were being subtle, but looking back, I realise that the random that was in the spa with us probably knew exactly what was going on. dies of embarrassment

Great ideas of a response on FB on here, however, step away from FB and emailing them screen shots of their posts even to let them know you know (but they might upload them so don't). But do confront. This is more that disgusting.

Mingers.

Oh yuck! How disgusting...

Is this what people are proud of to put on FB?!

At least you have a reason and excuse not to be hosts to them again!

JEEZ!
A couple on a mini break?

You should have taken it for granted that tey were going to shag in your hot tub.

Not disgusting at all.

Rub a dub dub
A shag in a tub
And who do you think was there?

The SIL and hubby
And semen so bubbly
In the water and Facebook to share.

I judge them more for putting this on Facebook.

Classless fuckwits.

Another who thought that's what hot tubs are for. My next door neighbour has one. The chlorine smell is really off-putting - gross.

Oh gross! I'd have to say something!

I think you are naïve to think nobody would shag in the hot tub but it is exceptionally poor form to not clean it afterwards and brag about it on fb.

That said I recall going on a ski trip in my 20s where a whole gang of us rented a chalet for a week. The chalet came with a hot tub which was great to relax in with a beer after a day on the slopes. There were several couples on the trip who took advantage of the tub for some al fresco action late at night. After about 4 days the thing resembled a bowl of porridge, I swear you could stand a spoon upright in it. Needless to say I did not use it again until it had been cleaned out!

I think I'd have to post "you didn't change the water so you're happy for your nephews / nieces to swim in their uncle's spunk? Disgusting"

She'd go from sex kitten to seedy instantly.

Boak!