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In thinking my BIL and SIL are vile disgusting arseholes

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Scrumpy100 · 05/06/2014 21:26

I have name changed specially for this, as I am a long time poster and normally post about serious issues, which could also possibly out me. Although if those dirty fuckers are reading this they will know it's them.

My BIL (dp's brother) and SIL stayed at our house last weekend to house/dog sit plus use it as a mini break as we live in a touristy place. Me and DP were away at a wedding.

I am on FB but not under my own name due to my job, and I mainly use it to keep an eye on our teens. Nobody knows in my family I have an FB account as I don't want lots of friends requests and to end up being a full on FB presence!

Anyway, my SIL's profile is open, and I went and had a look, they had out a status about great weekend in [touristy place], and there are about 60 comments underneath, through which transpires that they had sex in our hot tub but he "slipped out" and there was "bubbly spunk".

The utter utter dirty bastards - the water has not been changed - they wouldn't know how - if I hadn't seen that on FB us or the kids might have been in that water soaking in his fucking diluted sperm. Vile.

DP is utterly embarrassed by this and says leave it, we won't have them stay again - don't say anything, but I have the rage and want them to know I know.

Grrrrrrr sorry but needed to vent!!!

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woosey35 · 05/06/2014 21:55

Maybe call her and say that the chemicals you put in before you went away have been recalled due to some kind of reaction to sensitive areas..and that you are glad you hadn't been it it before you found out but are really concerned that they may have. You could say the water looks odd and murky and if they had been in it, they need to go to their gp

Apachewarrior24 · 05/06/2014 21:55

Sound like a bit of a fb stalker to me, sounds hilarious from where I am sitting. Should maybe check your mattress as well, black light and do it yourself DNA kit.

DocDaneeka · 05/06/2014 21:55

I'd add a comment below

' that's ok, neighbours kid shat in it before we left and I didn't have time to clean it so I was planning to scrub it out this weekend anyway'

But I an evil :)

Apachewarrior24 · 05/06/2014 21:57

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DocDaneeka · 05/06/2014 21:57

Obv you will have to create a 'real' temporary FB account to do this, but it would be worth it

bigdog888 · 05/06/2014 22:00

You're happy for the water the have washed around their arseholes but are disgusted about a bit of spunk? Surely that's what the chemicals in there are for?

Scrumpy100 · 05/06/2014 22:00

DocDaneeka - genius!!! Also like Woosey's idea!! Lol

I don't care what they've done on the bed, I've changed the sheets, but I would not want my kids wallowing in their uncles sperm thanks very much.

Happy to be labelled a stalker - as I said anyone who says they don't have a sneaky peak at peoples FB who aren't on their friends are downright liars!!!!

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thenightsky · 05/06/2014 22:01

What DocDaneeka says Grin

CoilRegret · 05/06/2014 22:03

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Scrumpy100 · 05/06/2014 22:06

Sorry coil - it was here when we moved in, so was not bought specifically for shagging. I did once try to get spicey with DH but he wasn't keen as he felt too hot and the chemicals were bringing back memories of public swimming baths, then he got water in his ear and it was game over....

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JohnFarleysRuskin · 05/06/2014 22:06

I too thought that was what hot tubs were for. You mean they're not?

JohnFarleysRuskin · 05/06/2014 22:07

Game over, as in what happened to your b-i-law? Shock

Scrumpy100 · 05/06/2014 22:09

Game over as in he got out in a grump, not popped his cork lol

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JohnFarleysRuskin · 05/06/2014 22:09
Grin
sharonthewaspandthewineywall · 05/06/2014 22:09

Sounds like something a dirty soldier would do?ConfusedConfusedConfused

CoilRegret · 05/06/2014 22:10

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RPopz · 05/06/2014 22:11

LOL at sex pond Coil!! Grin

RosiePosiePing · 05/06/2014 22:12

I would just post on FB saying "hope you enjoyed it, first and last time!"

Just disrespectful.

And now I understand why Centre Parcs changes the water in the hot tubs before you visit.

AllAboveBroad · 05/06/2014 22:12

What kind of person updates their FB friends as I their sex life and actually uses the word 'spunk'?!
I think it's all a load of crap anyway - surely sex in water creates a vacuum and it's the least likely place he'd slip out ... Hmm
Maybe SIL suspects BIL of playing away so she's marking her territory very publicly on FB

IrianofWay · 05/06/2014 22:17

'Sex pond, sex pond, you're my sex pond'

AllAboveBroad · 05/06/2014 22:18

"Baby give me bubbly spunk"

usualsuspectt · 05/06/2014 22:19

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CharmQuark · 05/06/2014 22:19

"then he got water in his ear and it was game over...."

PMSL and at #dirtysexpond

AllAboveBroad · 05/06/2014 22:22

Please get #dirtysexpond on a tshirt and give BIL and SIL matching ones for Christmas

pictish · 05/06/2014 22:23

What else does one do in a bloody hot tub? Surely they're there for frotting in?

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