AIBU LTB because...

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I have a broken foot, and when he was wheeling me around Tesco, I asked him to get me down two Champagne rhubarb yoghurts as a treat for me and I've just realised that he got a raspberry one and a rhubarb one. The raspberry seeds are stuck in my teeth. Should I leave him?

Yes, call your lawyer immediately the shock will wear off soon

I will. Coffee, I'm having a giggle. What's with the face?

LOL! You're a bit bored aren't you?! I was on crutches for a few months at the beginning of the year and I was going stir crazy too! and

Actually it's nearly 12.30pm-

YABU. The lemon curd ones are even nicer.

But Madlizzy if you've got seeds in your teeth that means it was a good raspberry yoghurt with Real Bits in it. (Unless supermarkets are now manufacturing fake raspberry pips). So he cares.

Champagne yoghurt sounds wrong. Like Beluga flavoured cottage cheese.

You could always ask him to buy you a particular form of chocolate to see if he's paying attention?

YABU. I like the raspberry ones .

I broke my ankle a few years back and after a while of going slowly out of my mind I decided to learn how to make balloon animals and would make little stories up about them and film them.

I'll get my coat

Yes, YABU, because then you wouldn't have anyone to get you any flavour of yoghurt.

*I broke my ankle a few years back and after a while of going slowly out of my mind I decided to learn how to make balloon animals and would make little stories up about them and film them.

I'll get my coat*

Spot the poster with no sense of humour.

LOL at the balloon animals! . It's champagne rhubarb yoghurts, and they are one of the nicest things ever. There's also the fact that he found it very amusing wheeling me around Tesco and saying "want that one" a la Andy Pipkin whenever I asked him to get me something off a shelf. I am bored. So very bored! We're picking me up a wheelchair tomorrow so I can get out and about. No wine for me yet, as I'm still on co-codamol. Does mean I have a lovely nanna nap in the afternoon.

for some reason I'd been bought the balloon modelling kits on two seperate occasions (from seperate people, having never expressed an interest in balloon modelling) so I had one book of zoo animals and another of erotic shapes. Ended up with videos of lions riding giant willies, was such a shame when I was able to go back to work.

Which painkillers where you taking and where can I get some?

Wouldn't leave him, but I would consider retraining him. You clearly stated the specific type of yoghurt you required and now you have those annoying bit in you teeth that take hours to shift.

Sharp words may be required here .

YABU. Not worth kicking up a stink over anything less than the hazelnut ones.

Plus as ThePost said, who would pass you things if you LTB?

Gingermum "Champagne yoghurt sounds wrong. Like Beluga flavoured cottage cheese."

The 'Champagne' prefix refers to the type of rhubarb though. They're not adding actual Champagne (or even a flavour of Champagne) to the yogurt.

YANBU. I totally get that the raspberry seeds have now presented you with a teeth-cleaning problem - how do you get to the sink to clean your teeth in your present predicament?

and how thoughtless of him to get one of the wrong ones! (I love champagne rhubarb yoghurt etc.)

calculatorsatdawn that was an...erm...unusual choice of hobby.

were you on strong pain medication by any chance?

Calculators- did you upload your videos on youtube?

Leave him but make sure you burn all his stuff before poring sugar in his tank. Unforgivable Op

Hazelnut ones are not very nice, and I could always train the cats. Maybe?

I want to know how you would ltb...... Perhaps he cd push you to your new destination!

Is sugar in his tank a euphemism?