AIBU LTB because...

[Mabelface]

I have a broken foot, and when he was wheeling me around Tesco, I asked him to get me down two Champagne rhubarb yoghurts as a treat for me and I've just realised that he got a raspberry one and a rhubarb one. The raspberry seeds are stuck in my teeth. Should I leave him?

He's an utter bastard.
Getting the raspberry one is a passive agreesive sign that he's a bastard...... Change the locks

Now, if we could just talk about me for a second, my husband continues (after much training and general threats) to leave the bit of foil paper bit that you're supposed to rip off, on top of milk cartons. He leaves the paper on butter too, because he says it keeps them fresher. When you get a new phone, the screen has that protective bit of plastic that you peel off .... Well my dh never peels it off, so as to protect the screen, it's got air bubbles and everything ..... I could blow torch my toes I'm so annoyed by it

Kill him.

Waitrose had some Creamy coconut yogurt.
Best thing ever.

And then they stopped selling it.

Kill them.