to think my colleague was thoughtless and ruined my lunch?

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Yesterday the canteen at work was closed so two work colleagues volunteered to drive and pick up lunch (we work in an area where it would take 15 minutes to walk to the nearest cafe and only have half an hour lunch.)

It was decided they would go to KFC and McDonalds. I had spent an hour previously complaining that I had got food poisoning last time I went to KFC. So I ordered from McDonalds and said to my colleague, please just get me the American burger of the week.

My colleague returned back with a Louisiana burger which is a chicken burger! When I said I had been complaining about getting food poisoning from KFC that it was common sense that I wouldn't want a chicken burger.

Their excuse was - they had other peoples lunches to get, I hadn't been specific and that they hadn't really listened when I complained about my food poisoning.

it was me dear readers, i ate the filthy lou lou burger and I have been shitting through the eye of a needle ever since. you were right all along op.

you were right all along op.

Finally!!!!! 17 pages down and someone agrees with me!!!

Suck on that losers!!!

hahahaha people will think we are deranged, chicken hating, sockpuppet trolls now.

Geez, sorry Ronald McDonald
Genius, all is forgiven! Lol
Spent all afternoon giggling. Thanks everyone :)

Lou Lou the burger!

OP, you've made me so hangin' for chicken burgers that I've gone out to buy polenta to make a chicken crust. Fucking polenta. Now you ought to be ashamed of yourself.

There is a different beef burger every week. The chicken one is available throughout the promotion. This week's beef burger is the Nevada one. I checked the McD webshite.

There is a different beef burger every week. The chicken one is available throughout the promotion. This week's beef burger is the Nevada one. I checked the McD webshite.

In your face intheenddotcom maybe you need to get YOUR facts right before rocking up with all that sass.

This thread is EXACTLY how all AIBU threads should be. Well done OP.

A green puss brain in a burger? That.Is.gross.

Rabbit why didn't you just go to kfc?

Because I'm a goddamn shit-my-pants coeliac, Libertine

Actually it's a source of slight sadness to me that I was diagnosed before I ever got to have a KFC. Only slight though, I bet it's pretty rank. [wistful]

MN please can this be moved to Classics?

KFC is horrible, don't worry.

Chicken in polenta sounds awesome though.

You ATE lou Lou.

But did you sob throughout to make them feel bad?

I'm glad I ended up having to clarify that actually. Otherwise I'd have ended up some kind of MN horror story: The Woman Who Wouldn't Eat KFC But Cooked Chicken In Polenta Instead. Christ.

You're SO Mumsnet

I bet Katie Knobend Hopkins feeds her children polenta-crusted chicken instead of KFC. Oh my god. I must be stopped. This has to be the cruellest thing my disease has ever done to me.

marking place

Not really relevant, but I have had food poisoning a few times, and the worse two cases were caused by chicken burgers.

But did you tell your colleagues about it for a whole hour? we need to know.
Along with the whereabouts of poor little Lou Lou.

But did you tell your colleagues about it for a whole hour?

Well it probably wasn't for an hour no, that was just an estimate.

Also in my department there are 7 of us (4 desks, opposite 4 other desks) so it was a joint conversation, not just me droning on for an hour straight.

Assuming you've been at work today posting all this shite and given you moaned about food poisoning for an hour before this whole drama even commenced- wouldn't it have been easier and more productive to walk the 15 minutes to the nearest cafe and get your own fucking lunch

Geez, sorry Ronald McDonald

^^ that had me laughing out loud.

Brilliant thread.

I like this OP. She has a fine sense of irony and has taken her merciless bashing very well.

Now I'm tipsy and NEED KFC OR MCDONALDS