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To quite simply adore that we are so different in our 'ideal' man...

87 replies

BolshierAyraStark · 04/05/2014 00:27

Mine is Jason Statham-would fuck him every which way to Tuesday-& beyond, he wouldn't be able to walk when I'd done...Grin
However, I appreciate that some will go, err no-minger & I love that we are soo different!!

Btw-I don't need to know you agree with me, Statham is mine-end of.

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AgentZigzag · 04/05/2014 00:36

If Statham kept his gob shut and I didn't hear his mid-Atlantic accent, I would be maybe up for it Grin

I know lots of people don't like him, but Brad Pitts brawniness in Snatch is a bit of a draw, although him mumbling would do my head in.

I like a nice clear voice it seems

Yambabe · 04/05/2014 00:39

yuck. I like men with hair. Google Olli Herman. Sit down first.... Wink

BolshierAyraStark · 04/05/2014 00:45

Googled-keep that one lol.

I actually would like him to talk to me-its a thing that does it for me though if we were going purely on voice I would be thinking Vin Diesel or Antonio Banderas...

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BolshierAyraStark · 04/05/2014 00:46

Brad Pit isn't for me but I FULLY understand his appeal.

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RhondaJean · 04/05/2014 00:46

May I present Alexander Skarsgåard. I would RUIN him.

www.celebdirtylaundry.com/wp-content/uploads/alexander-skarsgard-nude.jpg

He is also older than me which helps on the not-feeling-like-a-perv front.

BolshierAyraStark · 04/05/2014 00:48

Too pretty for me.

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RhondaJean · 04/05/2014 00:49

I get the feeling he would be both intelligent and dirty.

And pretty.

I may currently be ovulating...

AgentZigzag · 04/05/2014 00:53

Very retro Yambabe Grin

I'm sure Alexander S is a great bloke Amber, but that can't be a good example of him, any man who would agree to pose like that needs a word in his shell like from concerned friends Grin

phoolani · 04/05/2014 00:53

You are soooooooooooo wrong OP. Statham is mine. Always has been.

RhondaJean · 04/05/2014 00:57

Amber?

His awesomeness has obviously made you unable to read names zigzag zGrin

I love that photo...

Salazar · 04/05/2014 00:57

Mine is Alan Rickman. About 95% of my attraction comes from things like presence and voice, so he is the whole package for me.

AgentZigzag · 04/05/2014 01:01

Danny Craig, now there's a man who knows how to treat a laydee Wink

Grin sorry Rhonda, I was reading your name but thinking of amberleaf for some reason, none of them stalkerish I hope

To quite simply adore that we are so different in our 'ideal' man...
LRDtheFeministDragon · 04/05/2014 01:04

Because I am small of brain, when you said Jason Statham, I visualised Mark Statham. As in, Dr Statham of Green Wing.

I was about to applaud you for your brave non-conformism while backing away slowly from the mad woman.

As you were. Blush

LRDtheFeministDragon · 04/05/2014 01:06

Mark? Alan. The actor Mark Heap, the character Alan Statham.

Fuck knows what has happened to my tiny mind.

This guy. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Statham

Yambabe · 04/05/2014 01:09

he's quite cute, in a Cleese-ish sort of way

alleypalley · 04/05/2014 01:46

I 100% love Tim Minchin. I can see why he's not everyone's type but if I ever met him I would fall apart. If I had the time to spare I would stalk him Blush

ThingsThatShine · 04/05/2014 01:52

Idris Elba

Germgirl · 04/05/2014 01:54

Lawrence Dallaglio. As long as he didn't speak (seems like quite a dull man but LOOK AT HIS THIGHS!!!!)

TakeMeUpTheNorthMountain · 04/05/2014 02:06

I would wear idris Elba like a blanket. I would ride his like a horse. He is a beautiful man.

Every time that sky ad comes on I leave a small puddle on the couch.

Germgirl · 04/05/2014 02:13

Things & Take. He is splendid. I completely agree.

TheRavenIsRising · 04/05/2014 02:45

Anthony Stewart Head for me. I'd have his bones creaking like a battered rocking horse by the time I was done Grin

Fideline987654321 · 04/05/2014 02:54

If I had the time to spare I would stalk him

You'll never get into the stalkers society with an attitude like that Alley - MAKE time, focus!!

SourSweets · 04/05/2014 07:04

Zack Galafanakis is my ideal man. I actually love him.

Luckily my husband is pretty similar so he'll do I suppose.

fairylightsintheloft · 04/05/2014 07:28

OOh yes, Anthony Stewart Head but could I also have James Marsters (Spike from Buffy)? If I have to choose I'll go with Spike. I met him once without the bleached hair - bloody gorgeous.

gratefulforwhatihavegot · 04/05/2014 07:42

I have googled olli Herman but all that comes up is a picture of Pamela Anderson? Idris Elba is LOVELY. I think Ryan gosling is too but eric dane is my favourite. I think he is a beautiful beautiful man