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To quite simply adore that we are so different in our 'ideal' man...

87 replies

BolshierAyraStark · 04/05/2014 00:27

Mine is Jason Statham-would fuck him every which way to Tuesday-& beyond, he wouldn't be able to walk when I'd done...Grin
However, I appreciate that some will go, err no-minger & I love that we are soo different!!

Btw-I don't need to know you agree with me, Statham is mine-end of.

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Louise1956 · 04/05/2014 07:42

I think it's just as well that everyone doesn't have the same ideal man. it would put an awful lot of pressure on him.

Spottybra · 04/05/2014 07:48

My husband. Ex professional martial arts person, goes to the gym everyday, very good at decorating and building things like cupboards, fences and raised beds. Amazing in bed.

There is a downside. But let's not focus on that.

FreeSpirit89 · 04/05/2014 08:22

Statham - the only reason I'd kick him outta bed is to f**k him on the floor yummy!!!

Also Dr Grant from Jurassic park x

SweetTeaVodka · 04/05/2014 08:36

Definitely understand the attraction to Tim Minchin. Jason Statham, not so much. At the moment I'm all weak at the knees for Chris Evans (the Captain America actor, not the DJ!) and while we're on the Avengers, Mark Ruffalo (Bruce Banner) and Chris Hemsworth in his Thor getup, yes please...

Funny thing is I didn't used to be interested in blond muscular types at all. Scruffy and geeky is usually much more my thing.

SourSweets · 04/05/2014 09:25

Oh yeah, I'm all over Thor.

cloggal · 04/05/2014 10:40

Fassbender, anyone? Not that I'm sharing

Ploppy16 · 04/05/2014 11:48

I would take the entire male cast of Avengers Assemble all at once or they could form a queue, up to them really!
Tom Hiddleston would have to take the wig off though.
Vin Diesel can join in if he likes..

Hairylegs47 · 04/05/2014 12:02

You guys are so funny, I'm snorting!
Reminds me of a conversation with DD1 'Robert Downey Junior, I'd make a mess of him!'
I nearly crashed the car I was snorting so much, and the fact she was heavily pregnant made me snort even more. She's an adult of 27, even if she still gets 'tuts' for being a baby having babies, she looks about 14 still.

Caitlin17 · 04/05/2014 12:36

I had to google Jason Statham -ugh he's horrible.

And as for the muscle bound himbo who is Thor-ugh too. Tom Hiddlestone on the other hand is gorgeous and was especially gorgeous as a vampire in Only Lovers Left Alive.

Scarletohello · 04/05/2014 12:42

I have a bit of a crush on Martin Clunes. I've seen him interviewed a few times and he's got such a sweet smile and lovely voice. He just radiates warmth!

I also have a hunch he'd be a real 'giver' in bed If you know what I mean.. :)

PoirotsMoustache · 04/05/2014 20:27

Tom Hiddleston. Any. Way. He. Likes.

Idris Elba. He has to be an animal in bed.

Phil X. Yes please.

NoArmaniNoPunani · 04/05/2014 20:29

Mr Marcus. Yes please

UriGeller · 04/05/2014 20:32

Billy Bob Thonton. Dressed as Bad Santa. Jingle my bells.

weeblueberry · 04/05/2014 20:33

Ed Quinn. Virtually unheard of but, my god, the things I would do to that man....

Google him.

KnittingRocks · 04/05/2014 20:36

Salazar, with you all the way on Alan Rickman (although not literally cos that just sounds weird!!).

It was the Texas vid that did it for me - lush!!

Salazar · 04/05/2014 22:14

Completely Knitting! Throw me around a petrol station any day!

AmIthatSpringy · 04/05/2014 22:26

Singer Frank Turner. Cute as a button, gorgeous eyes and a great voice

AMillionNameChangesLater · 05/05/2014 20:14

Hairylegs47

Actually howled with laughter

MrsTerryPratchett · 05/05/2014 20:30

For the Tom Hiddleston/Chris Hemsworth lovers... www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/chris-hemsworth-and-tom-hiddleston-are-the-hottest-bromance

PersonOfInterest · 05/05/2014 20:32

Sean bean. Just want to give him one. Repeatedly.

Nohootingchickenssleeping · 05/05/2014 20:38

games.usvsth3m.com/2048/tom-hiddleston-saucy-edition/ For Tom Hiddleston fans. Was going out with a guy who looked like him as L

Nohootingchickenssleeping · 05/05/2014 20:38

*Loki a while back. Rawr!

pandarific · 05/05/2014 20:43

Seth Rogen. I luffs him.

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 05/05/2014 20:43

Jason Isaacs- either as Malfoy or not.

PiperRose · 05/05/2014 20:44

I'd have the entire cast of Avengers Assemble and that includes Scatlett.