WE KNOW WE'RE UNREASONABLE BUT...

[TequilaMockingbirdy]

what things really really annoy you, but for no reason? Like you know it's unreasonable but you still get annoyed.

DP switching the router off at the wall pisses me off no end.

[TequilaMockingbirdy]

It's not a chat thread though. It's related to AIBU.

[Gingermum]

Men who smirk while farting horribly and then say 'sorry' while looking ridiculously pleased with themselves. Like I'm actually supposed to congratulate them for producing a horrible smell from their arsehole.

[popcornpaws]

Oh, and fake nails, yuck, they make me want to vomit.

[turgiday]

Adults who eat crisps near me. I hate the smell and the crunching sound. It infuriates me, but I know IABU, so I have to pretend nothing annoying is happening.

[IsChippyMintonExDirectory]

Loud throat clearers.

People at work who cook stinky food in the office microwave - mariners pie and the like

Able bodied people who use lifts even though there are stairs or escalators available and give me dirty looks for having the nerve to get in with a pram

[OnaPromise]

Mine was the same as yours op, drove me demented! Until the internet broke a couple of weeks ago and the guy at plusnet said switching it on and off all the time confuddles it somehow, something technical blah blah, but anyway now I am vindicated.

[ChameleonCircuit]

People who use the Fast Track till at Sainsburys when they've not used the Fast Track scanner!! It says Fast Track for a reason you dozy cow, take your shopping to a normal till!

Aaaaah, that's better!

[vladthedisorganised]

Hair gel. Why put an oil slick on your head - and why do so many men do it?

I pity their hairdressers.

[allhailqueenmab]

This one is utterly bonkers and I have never before admitted it to anyone.

When you go to a place to eat out with friends and the waiter brings you the food and says "enjoy your meals".
This drives me NUTS.
It implies that me and my friends are in individual compartments, silently eating with masturbatory pleasure. We will not talk or even make eye contact throughout. They are individual plates of food which we will eat individually.

A dinner out with friends is a shared collective experience. Yes, we do get a plate each, but we are all at the same meal. The waiter should say to all of us, collectively, "enjoy your meal"

GRRRRRRR

[TequilaMockingbirdy]

ona I'm on talk talk too so will tell him you said that

[Vintagejazz]

People who put their basket down at the self service till when I'm still collecting my change from the slot or picking up my receipt. Fuck off and WAIT a minute. Yes, rude cow in South Dublin Tesco a few weeks ago with the whiny voice, I'm talking about YOU!

[Vintagejazz]

Oh, and really fussy eaters who look suspiciously at anything that has garlic, herbs, a sauce or a bit of vegetable on the plate.

[notthegirlnextdoor]

People who don't pick dog shit up.

Drivers that don't indicate then have the nerve to fucking BEEEEEEP me! No twat, I am not psychic.

People parking on the pavement so I have to walk on the road with pram.

People pushing buggies and smoking.
People standing in shop door ways and smoking.
People standing outside NICU/Maternity Wards and SMOKING.

[TequilaMockingbirdy]

When I'm at college and A CERTAIN PERSON YES YOU MRS IM A SOCIAL WORKER has a story about EVERYTHING and every discussion in Psychology or Biology ends up being about her and we end up learning nothing...

[DuckandCat]

People who come onto a room while you're watching tv and ask "What's this?" (DH I'm looking at you!) and then expect a full run down of who is who and what is happening

Fuck off!!

[TequilaMockingbirdy]

duck ARGHHH I hate that. DP does it. 'so whos that' 'whats he doing that for' 'is that suchabody from suchafilm?'

Just watch the bloody thing

[judypoops]

Oh yes hair gel

[Mouthfulofquiz]

People making me jump - even when it is totally not their fault that I haven't heard them... Well it makes me furious!

[IsChippyMintonExDirectory]

YY duck and tequila DH and I are getting through breaking bad at the moment (no spoilers only on series 4 episode 3) and he asks me things like "who's that?" "Where's Jesse going?" "Is that Hanks workmate". How the fuck a doodle doo would I know I've never seen this episode before either why would I have the answers?

[vladthedisorganised]

Vintage - yes! And those who tut at my five seconds to pick up the bags and thank the cashier at the checkout - you're getting your shopping, not a blood transfusion. WAIT!

[TequilaMockingbirdy]

Exactly MrsDeVere! This woman ends up going on a tangent and it's not even relevant, there's a couple of times I've been quite rude and said 'right can we get back to this'. The tutors looked at me with relief each time...