You should never attend to a child at 2am after drinking wine.

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Not ever.

How does one knit a rabbit anyway?

Etsy knitting pattern

Maybe I should have asked "how does one knit" I see tears ahead

Maybe we could knit a rabbit a scarf instead?

Or take the dog out to catch a rabbit pie

I've just asked on another thread, but please tell me what the ducks and dog cocks are about.

Are they anything to do with the rabbits?

Do the rabbits knit?

Are they knitting dog cocks?

I need to know, or you're directly responsible for me not getting any kip tonight.

Knitting's easy!

Buy some starter needles (between size 3 1/4 and 3 3/4 according to preference) and this book! And knit a scarf for a rabbit to start with.

Agent a thread that was, after many many hours, hidden. Someone asked if they were unreasonable to have a problem with a friend's drunken fondling of their dog. The friend focused on the dog's genitalia, when doing this.

Also, although I didn't see any ducks tonight, here's an MN duck.

I'm sure I've got that book Tilly one of the 20 boxloads many my dad's got us second hand.

Thanks for the explanation, I hope it was a troll given the subject then, but knowing what people are I wouldn't be surprised if they weren't tbh. There are some sick fucks out there.

In the wee bunny hole round the big tree, out the wee bunny hole and off pops she! That's how i was taught to knit.... a scarf

Did you get into a deep convo about it? Is dc settled?

:)

I can't knit, waaaaah

Dd2 is now settled. She told me she would dream about her new knitted bunny [wibble]

There was no deep convo. Just desperation. It went...

Dd2 stood on stairs: Mammy, I've had a nightmare
Me in doorway staring longingly at remainder of wine: Oh dear, I will send up Whippy to guard you
Dd2: No, I need my knitted bunny, but he is lost. He always kept me safe
Me: We will find him in the morning
Dd2: But, but, but The Devil Dog ate him [face crumples]
Me: sensing long night ahead: I can sew you a new a bunny in the morning?
Dd2: A knitted one? [face lights up]
White wine: I'm getting warm sat here all my lonesome
Me: Okay we will knit a rabbit in the morning.

Just posted on the get a grip thread.

If you can't knit, cheat. Or delegate

I'm sure the poster I've nicked this off won't mind me posting this scary shit knitted rabbit for you to gawk at.

is this a 'any dream rabbit will do' situation, or are there standards for this rabbit to meet? Legs, tail, non-demonic whiskers?

Could you sew a knitted rabbit out of an old knitted jumper?

Awww bless her, how old is she?

Start off the knitting project with her tomorrow, get onto amazon/ebay and order a knitted rabbit (you'd need a loose wool colour match with what you'd started with her), pull it out of a hat as soon as it arrives (lots of 'wow, isn't mummy clever', and 'I only did it because I love you so much' etc etc), reap the rewards/best mum award for your deviousness

If she's 12 though she might not go for it

Please some knit Doinme's DD a bunny :) I can't, but I think my dsis might, I'll ask her

Patience may be required here.

Bless her :)

I have it! Order a knit-a-rabbit kit. It will come with instructions and she can learn the pleasure of knitting.

www.thelittleknitkitcompany.co.uk/products-page/animals/bunny-rabbit-knitting-kit/

Other suppliers probably available.

someone

Oh that's a plan. She is only 7. She still sells dd1 £5 notes for a tenner because dd1 once told her the blue ones are the best, I think she might fall for it

:) :)

7? Perfect

You can't fail.

Did Ddog scoff her rabbit then?

That came out wrong I blame the wine she still buys £5 notes from dd1 for a tenner.

Dd1 is the Queen of Deviousness, I have lost count of the amount of times she has "sold" dd2 the back end of her dog for 50p.

Devil Dog normally normally only eats teddy's eyes, but he is a terrier and it was a rabbit. I don't know how realistic this rabbit was, I was not aware dd2 even had a knitted rabbit bad mummy