To ask what would be in YOUR Mother's Day Aisle

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Inspired by another thread..

if you designed the Mother's Day Aisle in the local supermarket, what would be in it?

Another vote for Game of Thrones box sets and book (although I have all the ones that have been released so far - maybe GRRM could write the next one in time for Sunday)
Knitting stuff, and time to knit with
Exotic cooking ingredients and time to cook with
Sparkling wine
A voucher for someone to come and clean my house
A massage
Stuff from Pepperberry

Oh, my MiL bought me one of those vast trays of Ferrero Rocher for Christmas. I politely said how lovely, but actually they are far too sweet for me. Sadly I was very convincing and I now get bought them at every opportunity. She's being kind but my heart sinks a little.

Richard Armitage
Champagne
Chocolate body paint

Back in the real world, any of the following:

Prosecco, NZ Sauvignon Blanc, Russian Standard vodka
Montezuma's giant white choc buttons, plain choc oranges, mint Matchmakers
Champneys Rose bath oil
Amazon gift cards
Stationery
Spa weekend vouchers
Theatre vouchers
Flowers - lovely brightly coloured gerberas
Guaranteed to win lottery tickets!

I now desperately NEED to go the snoozatorium. Could my room also have my trained-to-the-duvet terrier but someone else to walk him?

But of course Minty. If I am allowed a warm, contented and purring cat (who is fed and litter tray mucked out by someone else), I see no reason why we shouldn't have a pre-walked terrier!

And Hotel Chocolat chocolates...

DumSpiroSpero Richard Armitage is on my list too!

Baking supplies.
Books about history.
Nice notebooks.
Lego (yes, really).
Dumbbells.

Whiskey. Single Malt
Bottles of Malbec
An Occulus Rift headset
Google Glass
Shoes, lots of pretty shoes
A self stacking/self emptying dishwasher

Theatre tickets
Nice posh chocolate
Decent coffee
Mulberry bag
Holiday tickets

Oh......and the dc I have been desperately trying to conceive for a decade

Dh will usually buy me a present from the dog though

David Tennant. Giftwrapped.

Festival tickets
A voucher for a dentists appointment for a custom made mouthguard for karate.
Someone to clean my oven
camping stuff
Gardening stuff
Gin

All sorts of shit, but like lovecat said ^ I wouldn't like owt about women overcoming all the odds in their romantic lives through brewing their own cupcakes please. Or crysanthemums.

Lovecat - apart from the karate mouthguard, are you me? but wtf is a pie iron?

:o

This is a pie iron - they just look amazing (as does most of the stuff on that website)!

www.pie-iron.co.uk/

Buffy season nine comics.

I've given so many hints!

Someone to actually be bothered about remembering.

Funky socks

Some willpower
Or the ability to lose weight effortlessly and not put it back on again.
A sense of style.

New clothes and make up.

Slight tangent but on radio a local adult education centre yesterday was advertising evening classes as a mothers' day present. Nice idea you might think, but then they went on to suggest - floristry, sewing and eyelash extensions! Are we back in the bloody 1950s. . . .

annie. That's crap! I'd want an evening class in BSL. But, I would like the sewing class just not because I'm a woman.

A ciders of the world section
Chocolate (but the good stuff not milk tray)
Chinese crisps and junkfood
Metal CDs
Good DVDs I'm talking japanese horror films and Quentin Tarintino and lots of box sets of anime.
Good books.
Fuck all the pastel and floral shit off. The new colour scheme is red, black and leopard print, with lots of vintage tattoo motifs.

More sleep more sleep more sleep. . . and wake up when I want, not by a little voice screaming in my ear 'I just wee'd the bed mummy!!!' at 5am
A whole stack of MOJO magazines
Good quality reading material
Good quality music and books
pasta
chocolate
wine
Size 10 clothes that magically fit me
A whole day to myself to consume above mentioned food and drink and read magazines and books
The affects of a full on gym session without having to do the gym session