To ask what would be in YOUR Mother's Day Aisle

[NurseyWursey]

Inspired by another thread..

if you designed the Mother's Day Aisle in the local supermarket, what would be in it?

Flowers, chocs, bubbly, scented candles, cake, biscuits

Toiletries

A bunch of daffodils picked from the back garden, a cup of coffee & a croissant & 2 big hugs!

Calorie free chocolate and wine, but very tasty (trying to lose weight)

A chef to do a weeks worth of meals

A cleaner

A few days of sleeping past 6am

No work

Time to myself to just read

screws... no not that sort. wood screws, assorted sizes, in little boxes. i do the DIY and can never find a screw of the right length/thickness.

tool boxes.. with little compartments for said screws.

Firefly season 2 to be made

A large tank of lab puppies and teeny kittens that I could sit in and cuddle for half an hour.

A constant supply of hot tea.

A bacon butty to eat in the bath whilst listening to ISIHAC on the radio.

My body weight in Dairy Milk.

The entire, exact contents of my Amazon wishlist. Not something similar - I want that size/colour/cover. Not something not on it with a note saying 'I saw you wanted X but this is better. ' Because I wanted X, actually, which is why I put it on the list.

And the DC just to do what they were told, when they were told to do it. I even promise not to abuse this by making them hop on one leg singing the Macarena and wearing a poncho.

Tulips, books, really nice wine, lovely artisan bread and deli buffet ingredients so that the family can knock up an easy, but fabulous lunch.

Easy to please .

Gin.....
A back massage from Brad Pitt
Luxury truffles
Fresh bed linen
A cleaner
Shemar moore doing my ironing in a very small apron only.
Cheescake

sleep, sleep and more sleep. Dds (2 and 4) to lie in past 7 oclock. someone to do my ironing. oh and more sleep

oh can I please have matthew mconechy to dust my lower shelves in next to no clothes.

steam mop cloth thingies
vouchers to get my eyebrows dyed
cardboard cut out (life size) of jude law
ugg slippers
posh heavy chocolatey cup cakes
gorgeously nice white wine
massiving living room
loads of money

There'd be Iron Fist shoes and clothing

Tickets to my favourite bands

Kate bush tickets, free day, good wine, promise to cook dinner regularly, vouchers to ignore all demands from children

Some hidden object PC games, peanut m&ms, amaretto and some ear plugs.

Oh, and a bit random, some marinated anchovies as if it's my aisle, I call the shots.

Cake
Vouchers for the spa
Books

Rose and violet creams NOT the truffles! the creams!!

A day out with my friends hiking, coming home to a clean house and contented sleeping children and a delicious dinner.

A mobile or tablet with no princesses or disney films or sticky fingerprints.

Some decent clothes to help me move on from the sea slug look.

Fabulous white cotton sheets that never need ironing.
And a big fluffy duvet and pillows.
And a pile of books and chocolate.
And a voucher for a whole day in bed to enjoy them, on my own :)

Bendicks Mints

Imported magazines from USA

Phillips Lumea

One of those thin trendy rings

Lurid pink Nike trainers

Sleep

A personal trainer with personal chef for a month, new trainers and sports gear.

The entire contents of Ken Bromley's online art catalogue
A one-person teapot
New trainers
Tickets to a comedy show

Handbags, chocolate and wine. I won't get any of these on Sunday.