To not know who from the Musketeers I'd boff first.

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It's doing my head in. 5 leading actors and I fancy ALL of them. I tried to pick the one I fancied most when he was a simple cartoon dog and that was Aramis, but just one look as sexy Richelieu in his black cloak of evil and I'm a gooey mess.

It's turned me into such a tart, but IABU to want all of them. No? Ok thanks.

Good grief, I have googled and it IS right. What a surprise. He was rather noticable in Casanova, despite, as you say, the mega attraction of DT, but I find him utterly unattractive as Athos. I will have to concentrate harder and try and see Giac in him.

Last night, watched episode 4. Mentioned to dh about what order they had to 'roger me senseless' , and he got them in the right order:
Aramis, Athos, d'artagnan, porthos. "oh I know you, I know which ones you find attractive". Clearly he does. Was most impressed.

Ooh I might see if my husband can pick which order I should have them? I'm sure he'd enjoy that game.

Glad to see someone finally shares my appreciation of porthos. He is the only one I fancy.

Had the house to myself this afternoon whilst I did the ironing. The excitement.

I watched episode four again. Lovely lovely Aramis.

Seems to be a Porthos episode tomorrow. I shall be thinking of this thread and giggling to myself for most of the hour I think

I'll be bent over the chicken coup ready and waiting!

DS2's school has chickens. I'm never looking at the chicken house in the same way again.

I am enjoying the idea of all the DHs having to prove how well they know their wives by ranking the order in which they'd shag the musketeers

Are we including Richelieu and Captain Treville too, or does that make it too challenging for them?

Well, my DH would know that they wouldn't be in the running for me at all anyway, but I think it'd make a fun challenge for some DHs to have to rank all six!

Richelieu and Treville HAVE to be included, definitely! Leaving them out is just rude. No no no.

Richelieu definitely wouldn't do the chicken coup thing like those musketeers. He'd take you in his carriage for some privacy! Mmmmmm.

I keep calling it a coup and not a coop. Too much sexy to spell correctly!

Athos and Porthos sandwich please.

... actually no. Would like to savour individually first.

A different musketeer for different days/moods.

Athos for my angry/snarly days so he could shag the mood out of me with his even angrier sword.

Porthos for those days when I'm feeling fat/ugly/manly - he would pick me up with one hand tell me my cellulite, saggy boobs, bumbag give him the raging horn and take me instantly over the veg rack.

I'd have a go on Treville. But he just seems a bit meh.

Has potential though. Needs to prove himself during rest of series.

Did anyone else develop a thing for King Uther in Merlin? Think Richlieu has similar bangability going on. Though not doing it for me yet.

TBH, I'm sure DP would know who'd be at the top of my list. He well knows that the physical type I like is dark hair (long for preference) and dark eyes, so would definitely guess it'd be D'artagnan for me.

DH got my first 3 right. He glossed over his errors with the second 3 by saying I'd be too tired after the first 3 anyway. TBH I m not sure I could be bothered with the second 3 anyway.

take me now!

No, no, no, no. Just wrong!

Every MNetter for herself - hands off D'artagnan...

he likes the look of your ample cleavage in that corset

so does he

he's just found out he's not getting to go first

I picked up some new glasses today. The optician man I saw looked like d'Artagnan but with shorter hair

we can traumatise the chickens together

he doesn't approve but he'd definitely join in!

FILTHY DIRTY RUDE THINGS!

LetUsPrey, did you ask if you could lick him?