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To not know who from the Musketeers I'd boff first.

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 20/02/2014 16:15

It's doing my head in. 5 leading actors and I fancy ALL of them. I tried to pick the one I fancied most when he was a simple cartoon dog and that was Aramis, but just one look as sexy Richelieu in his black cloak of evil and I'm a gooey mess.

It's turned me into such a tart, but IABU to want all of them. No? Ok thanks.

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DrinkFeckArseGirls · 01/03/2014 08:11

Malcolm I guess you haven't seen my clip

Otherwise a bucket and a mop would be needed. Actually can we have a bucket and a mop emoticon(s)? Grin

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 01/03/2014 08:12

WARNING WARNING WARNING VERY SEXY ATHOS PICTURE WARNING WARNING WARNING

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 01/03/2014 08:13

Hinny on drink...WHAT CLIP!?

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 01/03/2014 08:15

Uuuuuhuuuuiivveeeseeeennnniiiittttnnnooooowwww.

He

Is

TOO

sexy

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 01/03/2014 08:17

WARNING WARNING WARNING ARAMIS WITH NO TOP ON WARNING WARNING WARNING

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LetUsPrey · 01/03/2014 08:17

OI MTM! STEP AWAY FROM ARAMIS!

I mean, morning all. I would like to issue much thanks to those talented people on YouTube and Tumblr.

And was someone asking about the actor who played Bonnaire in ep 3 Commodities? He was also in A Town Called Eureka if you've ever seen that.

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 01/03/2014 08:19

WARNING WARNING WARNING meh. WARNING WARNING WARNING

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LetUsPrey · 01/03/2014 08:24

Those links aren't working again. However, I've gone to the farfaraway site and found them that way.

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 01/03/2014 08:29

Fuck the internet. Just fuck it and it's inability to work properly when important things are being discussed on mumsnet.

The Cardinal would have a massive weapon. It would be long and it would be wide and it would be explosive. It would definitely do it's job once he had shot his load and would just finish you off leaving you in a mess on the floor! Oh myyyyy.

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CassCade · 01/03/2014 08:54

Doctor Who as well soon, MTM! Or does that not work for you in the same way? :) I don't watch Musketeers but I do get it. Personally, I prefer my sex gods to either drive a tardis or be the world's only consulting detective in a long coat. However, swords and white shirts worn with breeches could be permissible, either way.

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 01/03/2014 09:01

Oh, the Doctor. He is the ultimate of EVERYTHING. Capaldi being The Doctor is the greatest thing that's ever happened in the history of existence!

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DrinkFeckArseGirls · 01/03/2014 09:22

I'm afraid that Capaldi might not be as sexy when he is the Doctor. I'm a big Doctor Who fan and PC getting that role are the two best things in the world ever but not sure it will be knickers drenching Sad

Oblomov · 01/03/2014 09:25

Morning.
12 hours ........ And counting.

Loving all the clips and links. All of them are working fine, on me!!

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 01/03/2014 09:26

36 hours, no Confused

Oblomov · 01/03/2014 09:27

MTM new thread at the ready......
I think we should , post thread link, but make sure this old thread gets to 1000 posts.
Has to be complete. Only fitting.

Oblomov · 01/03/2014 09:28

Oh god yes. Duuuuuuuhhhhh.
I thought it was Sunday!!!
I'm wishing my life away, waiting for Sunday night.

MavisGrind · 01/03/2014 09:33

Not entirely surprised to see a number if Whovians and Sherlockians on this thread (myself included!). Perhaps in this context we should be Muskrats??

CassCade · 01/03/2014 09:50

Mavis, you're so right. Can't wait for Capaldi as a Tom Baker-ish sort of mad, grizzled, sexy Who incarnation. Whoop!! (Laughed at Muskrats!)

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 01/03/2014 09:51

LOOK LOOK SHINY NEW THREAD

Finish them off here first though. Dirty boys.

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 01/03/2014 09:53

SEXPALDI. I bet William Hartnell never had to deal with this problem.

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Oblomov · 01/03/2014 10:02

Loving new thread!!

I do like a good race. To

  1. be the 100 poster
  2. Be 1st poster on new thread.

And re king Louis.

I repeat AGAIN, whilst not in our sex-ometer ratings, the acting from him is SUPERB. Ryan Gage, the actor. he was in the Hobbit.
The wet fish, bumbling idiot, who relies on the Cardibal, (yes yes knew that would gets all your juices rolling) is fantastic.
Nuff said.

CassCade · 01/03/2014 10:04

Just looked at images of PC as DW and my only complaint is that I feel he needs a longer coat. Sooooooo looking forward to him as the new DW!!! Those Daily Mail kids whining "he's too old!" don't know what's about to hit them.... Fools!

Stinklebell · 01/03/2014 10:06

HANNAH - HOW'S YOUR HANGOVER? Grin

You're all keen - so much letching, so early in the morning!

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 01/03/2014 10:07

He's is a tremendous actor! I bet he and Capaldi had a rare old time being evil together.

Do you remember Maid Marrion And Her Merry Men? There is something about his character that reminds me of the Sheriff Of Nottingham. Spoilt brat!

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