To not know who from the Musketeers I'd boff first.

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It's doing my head in. 5 leading actors and I fancy ALL of them. I tried to pick the one I fancied most when he was a simple cartoon dog and that was Aramis, but just one look as sexy Richelieu in his black cloak of evil and I'm a gooey mess.

It's turned me into such a tart, but IABU to want all of them. No? Ok thanks.

Until fairly recently I'd never really been one for facial hair on a man, generally prefer clean shaven. But Tom Mison (Sleepy Hollow), King Charles (musician) and now Aramis, and I'm spotting a bit of a theme.

Also the Musketeers are all about honour and sticking together and other good stuff and looking well fit in all that leather

We just might hit the 1000th post tonight so can we, like, have the title?!

It's clever because there is absolutely no over-sexing in it at all, yet we are all foaming at the mouth for more!

Ok how about Musketeers Mumswenches Sexy Sundays part II?

Or...Peter Capaldi Don't Click On This Thread..?

The target audience? Me.

Yep

It couldn't be more obvious. It's like the BBC have got a check list

Why wouldn't they move this thread to Telly Addicts?

Surely Wenchnet rather than Mumswenches.

If there was a Wenchnet I would be signed up like a musket shot.

I am another of those target audience types. It cannot be a coincidence that all the main characters are hot in leather. And, again, this is objectifying 17th century buckling and swashing not the talented except Dogtanian young men rubs thighs that portray them.

Anyhoo. How many episodes are there anyway??

Yes, Wenchnet is better than Mumswench

Mavis 10 I think

Ok that sounds good! Musketeers Wenchnet Sexy Sundays part II? In Telly Addicts? Are we all agreed?

Also, when will they say "one for all and all for one?"

Actually target audience = anyone who ever fancied a cartoon dog!

. I loved that programme. Those were the days they don't make children's programmes like they used to

According to an interview they did on BBC Breakfast, they do say the all for one and one for all line but they wouldn't say when they say it.

Isn't it nice to have something to look forward to?

I actually shagged someone who looked like Aramis

Aramis would be the one I'd boff.....his eyes are so dreamy.....however, wouldn't say no to any of them ; 0)

You know what is sexy? The 'hey!' Shouted during the theme tune Hey!

Dogtanian and the Muskehounds. Eee, them were the days

Aramis would be the one I'd boff.....his eyes are so dreamy.....however, wouldn't say no to any of them.

Sorry, Aramis is busy. With me. He said so himself. Honest.

Oh god they do say it? That is going to turn me inside out! Oh please please if there is a god let it be in an episode where Richelieu has a sword fight. My knees have gone weak thinking about it..!

I once shagged someone who looked like Richelieu! I didn't

(Guess what DH has on though?!?)

Drink - I know - that bloody 'Hey!'. Enough to set me off. Like Pavlovs dogs. Or summut.

One of my exes looks like poor man's Peter Capaldi

That would do me DrinkFeckArseGirls!

Hey! Share!.......tell him a hot Italian is waiting to polish his sword, he'll come running then.....lol