To not know who from the Musketeers I'd boff first.

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

It's doing my head in. 5 leading actors and I fancy ALL of them. I tried to pick the one I fancied most when he was a simple cartoon dog and that was Aramis, but just one look as sexy Richelieu in his black cloak of evil and I'm a gooey mess.

It's turned me into such a tart, but IABU to want all of them. No? Ok thanks.

I once had my thigh pressed against the back of the neck of a male famous person I fancy.

I bloody love that theme tune

I would imagine a poor man's Peter Capaldi looks like an undernourished ex bookie from Paisley.

However, I could be wrong.

No Mavis but he did look like senior Hardy Potter

No no no! Athos's arms just won't do

Some bicep, my love, would come in handy.

There's a video I'm partway through watching on YouTube that I also want to link to, and I want to look at Tumblr too. DH has been saying for ages that he's going up to bed. He still here though and I can't look while he's sitting next to me

Finally!

I like video, especially "I love that in a woman" "What? Passion" "Violence"

Flamin' Nora!

You take your eye off this place for THE FIRST TIME IN A WEEK, and it all gets a bit... erm...

Fortunately, it is too late, and far too much prosecco has been consumed to give any half cocked response.....

However! I Will Say This!

Until w

MTM - I have only just enough energy and active brain cells left tonight to tell you...

Your thread title with the II at the end is the mutts nuts.

T minus 46 hrs 14 mins

Now excuse me, but I am off to objectify James Spader's voice on The Blacklist. Hope it doesn't offend anyone.

(Don't tell dh, the Count, but there is a good chance I may be in a mammoth slight state of arousal)

Night hos [cardinal] [musketeer willy]

Some pictures from a BBC gallery. I've tried to do a separate link for one of the pictures in particular but it won't let me. Anyway, picture 7 is a treat for Athos fans

In that top one they look like they're about to launch into the YMCA

But yes, picture 7 is fiiiiii-ne

Hijack alert >

p.s for those who haven't seen it, I highly recommend LEGO.

As in the film at the cinema, not the stuff you stand on.

Laughed my arse off.

Nearly as much as this thread makes me!

'everything is awesome.....la la la la la la laaaa' < is now punishable by death. Yes death. In this house. Far too fe ku catchy.

Anyway back to floor, wine, more objectifying appreciating a fine actor's portrayal of a sexy as fuck character . Night!

OH MY FUCKING GOD I just came

Ok. So I may or may not have found myself on a second wind, exdp gone to bed, second bottle of vino has been cracked and guess what I've got in my hand?

Yeeeaaaahhhhhh! It's only the bleeding ps3 remote, which can mean only one thing. BBC iplayer here I come. Literally.

Scenery is actually fucking stunning.

Who's that bloke? Reminds me of him from that newspaper programme from early nineties??

Dexter Fletcher! That's it.

Nope. Not him though...

Who is it ???

Ooh errr.. The boys in leather just rocked up....

I will dedicate the next hour to finding the exact voice moment example for the REMOVE YOUR KNICKERS IMMEDIATELY.

hah! at the men who shout "Hey" during the title music. That made me laugh I may be slighty lubricated in an alcohol sense

Oi! Malcum....

"any notion of a personal life ended the day I picked you out of the gutter and made you my ccrrreeature"

This is my gift to you

Have just watched Aramis square up to Athos and grab him by the lapels, because of Porthos' injury. Is it wrong that I actually wanted them to kiss? Is it merely appreciating two beautiful men? Is this objectifying? Am I gay? Am I drunk ? Am I just adventurous? Am I high on leather??? Does my love for Athos have no end??

Oh and it is def the outfits scenery etc. As the characters they play - in answer to your AIBU - I would say YANBU and I would boff them all.

In RL, meh, not so much. In fact no. Except for, it pains me greatly to say, Peter Capaldi. But that is more about age /experience than anything else.

Watching again for first time (unlike you shlaaags). I do think they are a bit too skinny. I'm no elephant, but I could probably beat most of them in an arm wrestle. That is not objectification. That is maternal love, and I am a feeder. It's a disease!

Hannah, love...it's morning....are you ok? Good night was it?

I saw a clip from the first episode again and I think Aramis really needs to have his top off more often. He's very strokable!

I would DEFINITELY be the Cardinal's crrrrreature.

It's SEXMAS EVE!!!!!!

GOOD MORNING HANNAH! Hope you're not too post coital hungover. And good work on single handedly....... filling up more of the thread.
I think we might be moving into unexpected territory with the musketeer on musketeer action but it is a thought.....

Thinking further on the 'target audience' stuff I also can't imagine that it's a coincidence that the hot men in leather have lots of leather strapping to contend with. And big buckles. And fiddly buttons.

Oh bloody hell it's only first thing in the morning. Still, off to look at perv over Drinks links.

Have to admit I am watching it in bed on the iplayer feeling somewhat horny. It's the Clothes and swords that do it for me, especially the LEATHER.
But it's actually a huge piss take isn't it ?
Poor story lines.
Stereotyped characters
Mediocre dialogue.

But the film sets,locations, eye candy, costumes, fight scenes are all superb.