Ladies, ladies, please! Go back to the beginning of this thread and replace the Musketeers names with the three hottest female morning program presenters, or the fittest weather girls, or today's page three girl. How does it read to you now? You are treating those fine, sensitive, intelligent actors as mere sex objects. Treating them even, like pieces of meat.
This is the kind of banter you've all spent three decades trying to beat out of us poor confused guys (except when you want it, of course...which is usually in private, not on message boards, and only from that select band of varied and indefinable types you fancy...on that day, and in that particular mood you're in...which we're somehow supposed to know... without banter)
Personally, I'm all for it. Let rip. It tells us things about you that we need to know if we're ever to fulfil your dreams and the hopes you have for man-kind.
Give in to these urges (to post). But please, let us do it too without being made to feel like we're predators. And remember, our banter with you (as opposed to about you) is the only way we can ever find out what you do actually want from us.
Just thoughts from the gander, for the goose.
(Dons tin hat, deletes email account, and retires from public life)