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To not know who from the Musketeers I'd boff first.

999 replies

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 20/02/2014 16:15

It's doing my head in. 5 leading actors and I fancy ALL of them. I tried to pick the one I fancied most when he was a simple cartoon dog and that was Aramis, but just one look as sexy Richelieu in his black cloak of evil and I'm a gooey mess.

It's turned me into such a tart, but IABU to want all of them. No? Ok thanks.

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DrinkFeckArseGirls · 28/02/2014 13:53

Bumping p and down on the stony road.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 28/02/2014 13:54

FFS, am au the only one making an effort here?!

Stinklebell · 28/02/2014 14:00

Sorry, have been trying to decide whether my boots went with my outfit

The Musketeers - All For Me

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 28/02/2014 14:15

TM - in depth analysis of the characters' personal struggles in XVII century France geopolitical and social situation

HannahHorvath · 28/02/2014 14:27

Muskethread no. 1: the one where The Cardinal unsheathes himself for MN. warningsomeviewersmayfindthefollowingthreadslightlydisturbing.

Oblomov · 28/02/2014 15:15

Am loving:
All for me
Cardinal wenches heaven

But maybe they aren't smutty enough?

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 28/02/2014 16:16

Swashcockling with Captain Traville?

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DrinkFeckArseGirls · 28/02/2014 16:31

Sorry but the Captain does nothing fir me.

LetUsPrey · 28/02/2014 16:33

The Musketeers: All for MN and MN for All!

I'd quite happily have Aramis or Santiago Cabrera but preferably as Aramis because of the leather. And the sword. And the billowy shirt. And the accent. And the thrusting

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 28/02/2014 16:36

Mumswench and the Musketeers wine cellar of debauchery

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LetUsPrey · 28/02/2014 17:04

Now who was it likes Athos?

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 28/02/2014 17:07

His hair was a bit Wham in that scene. I like more how he has it now since he's been messed up by his ex!

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LetUsPrey · 28/02/2014 17:08

I know someone likes Athos Grin

Stinklebell · 28/02/2014 17:09

Who are these obsessives that put these things together?

I'm grateful for their dedication, but why would you?

LetUsPrey · 28/02/2014 17:10

And poor Porthos still hasn't recovered

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 28/02/2014 17:11

Mmmmmmmmmmm

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Stinklebell · 28/02/2014 17:11

Agreed, hair too bouffant. Prefer the miserable fucker hair

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 28/02/2014 17:11

I'd ride Porthos until his eyes burst.

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LetUsPrey · 28/02/2014 17:12

No idea but I'm jolly grateful

Stinklebell · 28/02/2014 17:17

This one made me laugh

fuckyeahathos.tumblr.com/post/77492932147

Stinklebell · 28/02/2014 17:17

fuckyeahathos.tumblr.com/post/77492932147

LetUsPrey · 28/02/2014 17:21

I love that! That's brilliant! Grin Grin

Oblomov · 28/02/2014 17:37

No. No nasties about Athos.
No, I tell you.

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 28/02/2014 17:43

Hahahahaha!

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LetUsPrey · 28/02/2014 17:54

Let's not forget the Cardinal