To not know who from the Musketeers I'd boff first.

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

It's doing my head in. 5 leading actors and I fancy ALL of them. I tried to pick the one I fancied most when he was a simple cartoon dog and that was Aramis, but just one look as sexy Richelieu in his black cloak of evil and I'm a gooey mess.

It's turned me into such a tart, but IABU to want all of them. No? Ok thanks.

Saturday can be Sexmas Eve.

He does look a bit like a rat cellar person

Are you queuing for the cellar, for the Cardinal?
If so, it's a nope, for Me.

Sexmas Eve! I like it

I am very confused about whether I would be pushing to front joining the queue.

I seem to have a bit of a love/hate thing going on.

I want him. He disgusts me. I want him. He disgusts me. I want him. He disgusts me. I want him because he disgusts me??...

I'm in the Cellar! The dance floor is all mine and the cardinal is going to be verrrrry busy. Bad boy!

Ah fuck it! I want him

I WANT ALL OF THEM mwah ha ha ha ha haaaaaa

(except d'artagnan of course)

MTM ... have you decided where we are going next??

Not to rush you, but PULL YOUR FUCKIN FINGER OUT!

But he likes it in there!

I think we should head over to Athos empty grand mansion for a lovely picnic. It should put a nice new twist on the phrase "eating out"

WITH THE THREAD YOU TWAT!

I mean ... with the thread please?

Cardinal on the feckin brain you filthy mare!

Oh god it gets worse! I just re read the last few posts.

You do know that I meant 'pull your finger out' as in hurry up.

Not.... you know..... >THERE< eurgh!!!!!

Oh.

Well telly addicts I guess, or is chat better? We aren't at 1000 yet though! I don't know what to do. IVE CREATED A MONSTER!

I thought you were talking about the plans for the tour. The itinerary?

Friday am - Richelieu's bondage and wine cellar
Friday pm - Athos mansion of debauchery

Ooh, so Sat Armand is with me when you're two-timing him with Full Moonface

Hope you won't hang for that

Sorry Fri PM

I'll be hanging off Athos so I won't care!

Oh yes yes your itinerary sounds fab!

But I did mean the thread.

I don't know enough about MN yet to appreciate any differences between them.

As long as we can have photos I don't mind.

It should probably be noted in new title that this thread can be a little ... erm.... strong??..... graphic?.... offensive? ... primal?.... slaggish?? FUNNY!?

But in Chat the thread will disappear!

Probably for the best then.

I'm voting for Telly Addicts. We should not be denied access to any topic we wish to partake in.

Smutty, the word you're looking for Hannah is smutty.

I agree. Telly addicts is our rightfull place. Which we were denied before. But not again. We've learnt our lesson.
The only issue is, the thread title. It has to be smutty enough for gun, but not do dirty that MNHQ get the hump and throw us out if Telly Addicts.

As we get near 1000, MTM opens thread 2 and then
Puts a link, to it, on thread 1.
Perfect!!

Ok, suggestions for smutty thread titles.......
Arise:

The Musketeers: Polishing Swords Part Two

TM: Cardinal Takes Wenches to Heaven