To not know who from the Musketeers I'd boff first.

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

It's doing my head in. 5 leading actors and I fancy ALL of them. I tried to pick the one I fancied most when he was a simple cartoon dog and that was Aramis, but just one look as sexy Richelieu in his black cloak of evil and I'm a gooey mess.

It's turned me into such a tart, but IABU to want all of them. No? Ok thanks.

How about a pic for the D'artagnan lovers

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sorry d'Artagnan I'm sure you have a very specialist fan club out there along with Ollie Locke, and Jon snow not the broadcaster the one from Goats of Liver

I had to go and bleach my eyeballs

Modern clothing and hairstyles really do nothing for any of them.

Whoever decided men should stop stomping around in big boots has a lot to answer for.

There is no fucking Capaldi on the link you know, the person that carries the show

He can carry me. Down to his Richelieu bondage wine cellar.

I don't think that's necessarily a bad thing Drink. Those pictures don't do any of them any favours

Poor T'artagnan

LittleGrey - I couldn't agree more.

Saw a pic of them at some kind of tv event and the blokes were wearing skinny jeans

I like my men meaty. Solid. Don't have to have massive guns or owt, but they need to have less feminine legs than me!

When us girls take over the world officially, the very first thing we should do is make it the LAW.

• facial hair
• leather
• sweaty, dishevelled appearance
• stompy boots
• sexy deep low voices
• glinty/broody/withering eyes
• high sex drive

Items 1,2, and 3 can be arranged via surgical procedures. Hormone tablets provided free on prescription for men. These cosmetic surgeries will be the modern day equivalent of boob jobs, botox, face lifts, tummy tucks, vaginal rejuvenation etc etc.

Although I always cheer when men take their kit off so we can objectify them too and it's nit inly the other way round. So good for little Luke

hannah. You forgot

Sullen leaning
Floppy white shirts
Swords

All hail Friday, two days before Sexy Sunday! Let us celebrate by discussing the following important question.

How many could you fit onto a four poster bed?

Across, or piled up, Malcolm?

I have to say I'm usually a fan of the skinny and waif like in a man however there is a lot to say for the billowy shirt on the slightly, er, fuller of frame. And swords. And buckles.

I don't want to hang, Malcolm so
I will just stick to one in the bed virtuous.

I only find them attractive as the Musketeer's.
Seeing them in skinny jeans or being interviewed, does nothing for me.

I like all the descriptions of how we like them:
leaning, leather, sweaty, facial hair.
The shirts. The clothes. The swords. All the accessories.

The whole thing is perfect.

I've just a lovely mental vision of Porthos sprawled in a big four poster in a billowy shirt and nowt else.

MTM I reckon they would all fit, but there wouldn't be any room to enjoy that fact

That picture of Luke Pasquilino starkers was really off-putting. He is far too feminine and pretty, bleugh.

And they are all too skinny.
Athos's biceps, as he leaned over Lady de Winter, were as skinny as my flippin wrists. I'm sure, one tweak and they would break!!

As I said before, they all need a good bath and a good dinner.

Don't like that Luke picture.

Four poster , you say?
Sprawling all over the bed?

No, I have to have them fully dressed. To start off with. All loads of buttons, but shirt slightly undone. With swords and knifes and accessories. I need him to push me onto the bed in passion.

Bit like Athos pushed her backwards. That's kind of passion.

Onto the four poster bed. Would be just fine.

Oh ffs. That was items 1, 5 and 6.
I am not suggesting we have leather surgically attached!

Well first off I would build a bed special like. It would be 20ft x 20ft. I would probably install a conveyor belt at the end to move me along. The tiredness would be a bitch.

So if it's Sexy Sunday, what would today and tmw be?
Fill in the blanks = ???????? Friday & ???????? Saturday

There are one or two men who can carry off the skinny jeans, I'll admit. But not many. They would be black market goods though, when the LAW starts.

Agreed! They need a decent meal or ten.

We'll get 'em. Feed them up. They'll let themselves go. We'll go off them.

... It's the cirrrrrrcle of liiiiiiiife ...

MTM - on arriving at the bondage cellar, you would find.....me having already been there for hours.

I'm sorry, so how many of us are queueing to the cellar

MTM, me, Hermiony

Are there any others? so I can put them on my hit list too

Nah, you're OK. I'll give the cellar a miss