To not know who from the Musketeers I'd boff first.

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

It's doing my head in. 5 leading actors and I fancy ALL of them. I tried to pick the one I fancied most when he was a simple cartoon dog and that was Aramis, but just one look as sexy Richelieu in his black cloak of evil and I'm a gooey mess.

It's turned me into such a tart, but IABU to want all of them. No? Ok thanks.

I thought the plot was

Hot Men
Tight leather
Hot Men
Sword play
Hot men

Have I missed something?

Ok ok. I'm going to really concentrate on this weeks story if it kills me! I know Armand won't. Yeah Armand! Just in case you didn't realise who that was DrinkFeckArseGirls, that's Richelieu's real name, he only allows his favourite wench to call him that!

Trusts. And thrusts

Of course I know! I found out last night after re watching the ep. 1.

I think you have to watch all the episodes again, purely in the name of research of course, and the plots become a bit more apparent

There were whole bits of the first one that I missed first time round, must concentrate more

It is shit really, if it wasn't for the leather/hot men/Athos/swords I'd have given it up after ep1

DS1 and DP insist there are plots aplenty which I can't see because my specs are fogged up with lust and filth-full imaginings ( Although not about the cardinal and his hat as I like my teeth the way they are and anyway he's a bit crusty and doesn't have a sword/ big black horse/ half undone leatherwear showing off his manly bits ... )

Flees for the hills.

Oh Episode ONE! "Undress for me" my insides vaporised at that very moment.

So, today's choices are:

Paint my bathroom - taking into account I nagged DH silly that we had to buy new towels and accessories weeks ago

Re-watch episode 2 and maybe episode 1 at 51 minutes

Decisions, decisions

Fuck off, Feckles!

Cardinal is lovely

Oh do I have to start a new thread now? How many pages do we get up to?

MTM - 1000 posts, ages yet

All yours Drink

I'll have the other four! ( loosens bodice for action ... )

Shouldn't you be somewhere behind those hills by now?

I'll take 'em with me ... Over the hills and far away ( Happy thoughts about Sean Bean and his big Sharpe sword )

... Revs up big black fringy horse and gallops off for outdoor orgy ( On second thoughts, it's always raining and/ or snowing so maybe inn-door orgy would be more enjoyable - more wine and less nettles )

Oh brilliant! Well that'll do us right up until Athos next gets his tits out and ravishes a lucky competition winner!

CARDINAL IS MINE HELLO AM I INVISIBE!?! I'll have this thread pulled if you don't all behave. I mean it. And I'll leave with ALL 6 of them. And ripper Street. And Game Of Thrones and I don't even watch it so they would be wasted. Haha.

Richelieu

Is

MINE.

MTM i think ww should draw a truce. You clearly are almost as dedicated fan of the Cardinal and Capaldi in all his shapes and forms as I am. Why don't we do 3 days each, i.e. You do Mon, Wed, Fri, I do Tues, Thurs, Sat and on Su day he can pray for enough strength for the next week. Huh?

Well I guess I can't do him every night as there are the others to consider. Tell you what, I'll have a think about it and get back to you within 24 to 48 hours!

Ok. Unfortunately at this time your application has been denied. Please replace the handset and try again.

I reckon Malcom and Drink should have a duel for the Cardinal's favours ... Pervy old fox should enjoy that!

Agree with others that you need to watch episodes again.
Successful night, last night.
I watched all 5 again.
Then I had to go to bed. Due to the physical pain of so much lusting. And sore finger, ( no, not from THAT), just from rewinding and pausing so much.

Was one of must enjoyable nights . EVER.

Afternoon ladies

So, I have had a word with [insert name of your higher being]
(and no MTM/Feck! the Cardinal does not count )

..aaaaaaaand basically, I... have... managed... to arrange to swap Fridays for Sundays henceforth, meaning our next installment is due in little over 24 hrs.

You. Are. Welcome.

So, am I to understand that after 1000 msgs we can continue? Will this still be in AIBU? Will we be able to upload photos wherever we end up?

Hannah O have no idea what your one before last post means

What does it mean that the 'Cardinal does not count'?

And what did you swap?!

I think only in Chat you can do photos? I don't want any riff raff (disclaimer: no idea how to write it) to be joining us. Let's go to Telly Addicts where we will be the riff raff!