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To not know who from the Musketeers I'd boff first.

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 20/02/2014 16:15

It's doing my head in. 5 leading actors and I fancy ALL of them. I tried to pick the one I fancied most when he was a simple cartoon dog and that was Aramis, but just one look as sexy Richelieu in his black cloak of evil and I'm a gooey mess.

It's turned me into such a tart, but IABU to want all of them. No? Ok thanks.

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HannahHorvath · 27/02/2014 15:10

Oh and last night when you were probably all tucked up dreaming of leather and pistols and swords, I had a mooch around and looked at the other Musketeer thread.

Coming back on here today - I can really see what utter chaos this thread has descended into!

You really are a mucky lot and should be thoroughly ashamed of yourselves.

I may have to distance myself somewhat. As the future wife of french nobility, I can hardly be seen to be mixing with such sorts as yourselves.

Athos is a count. Yes the 'o' is deliberate.

You, may call me Countness.

HannahHorvath · 27/02/2014 15:17

Just how much feckingdrink have you had DrinkFeck......

Cardinal does not count > As your higher being e.g God!

Fridays for Sundays > ffs!> IT IS NOW SUNDAY TMW!!

We will wake up and it will be Sunday and the Musketeers will be on and we can all have a good old perve over them, except me who is now nobility etc etc etc etc etceteraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......

Was it really that hard to understand? Was it? Was it?

....... of course....... I probably could have just gone to the BBC and asked them to bring it forward. But aim high an' all that! Grin

Stinklebell · 27/02/2014 15:20

Hannah you ok? Grin

HannahHorvath · 27/02/2014 15:22

Oh and YES - lets move to telly addicts. We can do a few links towards end of thread for any laggers. It must have photos. It simply must! Imagine the stuff we could post.

HannahHorvath · 27/02/2014 15:27

I might be suffering from Musketeer withdrawal?

I still share house with exp and haven't yet managed to cram in any extra Athos, so to speak. Sunday nights are all 'innocent' here as far as it appears outwardly. And we normally sky+ to watch with dd. Except last Sun when I managed to find nothing else for us to watch

He's out Sunday though and if he takes dd. I am having a perv off!! Wine Wine Wine Wine

HannahHorvath · 27/02/2014 15:32
Stinklebell · 27/02/2014 15:34

The episodes are all on YouTube, sneak off to the loo for a quick fix

I've rubbed down (oo-er) and painted the woodwork in my bathroom today so am rewarding myself with episode 2

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 27/02/2014 15:44

REMOVE YOUR KNICKERS IMMEDIATELY!

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DrinkFeckArseGirls · 27/02/2014 16:04

Nobility, schmobility. I'm the wench mistress of the most powerful man in France. And I am like God's DIL so there.

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 27/02/2014 16:09

I will make him pull this face

SERIOUSLY. Oh my god. That would be how he looked if you were beneath that cloak...

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 27/02/2014 16:10
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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 27/02/2014 16:12

HAHAHA DRINKFECKARSEGIRLS PLEASE CLICK ON THIS! Hahahahha.

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DrinkFeckArseGirls · 27/02/2014 16:18

Oh dear @ the second one! Grin

Poor thing had to grow into his looks...

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 27/02/2014 16:20

That was one lucky pussy though, sitting on his head...

Oblomov · 27/02/2014 16:21

Where did you find that???!!!

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 27/02/2014 16:22

How ironic don't you think?! Aaah he is proof that some men really do mature beautifully with ages.

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 27/02/2014 16:23

I was flicking through his family album while he went to refill my silver goblet with red wine.

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Oblomov · 27/02/2014 16:27

I hate it when you want to find out information about an actor and there is nothing there about if they are married, girlfriend etc.

I'm all for privacy. Especially with actors who don't court the media.

Some 'celebs' keep nothing back (Katie price, yuk), but seriously I know now that Aramis (Santiago Cabrera) married his wife and has recently moved to Berlin, where she is from. Great.

Athos? Tom Burke? Nada. Zilch.

There's more about me on the internet than there is about him!!

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 27/02/2014 16:36

For me he takes out his gold goblet...

AphraBehn · 27/02/2014 16:46

Guess who played Athos in the most recent film of The 3 Musketeers?

Only Matthew Mcfuckingfadyen! Why didn't I know that before?

Oblomov · 27/02/2014 17:18

I knew that Afra Smile

Oblomov · 27/02/2014 17:19

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Oblomov · 27/02/2014 17:19

Aphra

MavisGrind · 27/02/2014 17:32

Blimey this thread is fast moving......

Look, Hannah, love. Athos would clearly prefer the company of someone who largely lurks and doesn't make over-ripe comments about pistols and swords. We joked (but without laughing) about it over dinner last night.

Ah, sigh, lovely Athos....

AphraBehn · 27/02/2014 18:01

I didn't in the end Mavis Sad. It will be around again, I hope.

btw, you lot would be proud of me. I've just done an online survey about the BBC. Had to watch different programme trailers and say what I found memorable about them. One of the trailers was for The Musketeers...

I may have mentioned the hot men with swords dressed in leather...

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