To not know who from the Musketeers I'd boff first.

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

It's doing my head in. 5 leading actors and I fancy ALL of them. I tried to pick the one I fancied most when he was a simple cartoon dog and that was Aramis, but just one look as sexy Richelieu in his black cloak of evil and I'm a gooey mess.

It's turned me into such a tart, but IABU to want all of them. No? Ok thanks.

I don't think it's quite the thing you'd be after and if someone's already posted it, I apologise, but it's a start

Husband in his dressing gown AGAIN. Wtf is he thinking? IT IS WEDNESDAY!

I will permit for it to be said that McFayden is a reasonable specimen.

However, nothing is as reasonable as "Remove your knickers immediately" or "On your knees now, you worthless wench".

This is therapeutic. I've had a hugely stressful day but now I can think about Musketeers. Hurrah!

Adam rothenberg in ripper street is a sight to behold ladies :)

I wonder if Peter Capaldi can be in Ripper Street too?

Matthew Macfadyen is my favourite Mr Darcy. I usually get slated for admitting that

I can just imagine Aramis whispering all manner of filth in my ear

Nooo, you are so right! Never really understood the Colin Firth love.

Love this thread.

Just been having a quick look on the other Musketeers thread in Telly Addicts. There was mention that Santiago Cabrera and Tom Burke were on Sunday Brunch on Channel 4 a couple of weeks ago. For those of you with Sky+ and all the On Demand stuff, it's still available for download until (I think) 4th March. I've just downloaded it and will be watching it possibly tomorrow night when DH is out, either before or after I watch Sleepy Hollow.

Here ends the Public Service Announcement.

LetUs indeed that clip we have already seen but we do appreciate the thought

10 for effort!

First post... But being such a Musketeer fan how could I resist.

Big fan of Athos! From his voice to his mannerisms. No contest. There is a fab little group of twitter of Athos fans which is good to discuss such.. Interest!

It's amazing how popular he is!

What is with Porthos's teeth in episode one? Are they his own? that's what happens when you see the episode more than once

Bloody buggering hell!

I have just watched that clip - I hadn't seen it before. It froze at start when was just the 4 of them. THAT was enough to get me started. But THEN, I see Capaldi in his cloak!?

Ok ok ok I get it now. It's the voice and the 3d moving part isn't it?

I am just going to have to shag ALL of them again now. Athos, obviously, gets to go again and again and again and again

But bloody hell what I won't do to those big cock hounds eh

Piss off Hannah, there is no space. I'm sitting on the Cardinal

Second musketeer thread??

I am so un wise in the ways of MN. Learn much to I have.

Have also noticed my link to SEX FACE not working for me either now. I will surely make this my most prioritisest duty to fix, even if it means abandoning work altogether to do so.

It needs to be on here. We need to move to a thread with photo uploads.
I. NEED. TO. SEE. SEX. FACE. at least every 5 mins.

ITS THE LAW

DrinkFeck- Funny that. I couldn't see you from over here ON HIS FACE!

Ok, sorry, I read a third of the way through the thread and had to jump in. DH is running a bath and has lit candles, the tactless bastard.

Is it just me so far who thinks they're not quite dirty enough? I mean ... they all look just a leetle bit too 'why yes, madam, we will make flirtatious comments in your direction, but in thirty seconds we must attend to important matters of state'.

And not one tiny hint of any, erm, close masculine bonding.

Just me?

Oh, ok.

Do you think he did that bit at the beginning deliberately, when he said "Heavy leather tunic" and it just rolled off his tongue?
Shortly followed by "Huge velvet, red throbbing member cloak?

He knows, doesn't he? Dirty bastard

You know when he supposedly perversely licks his lips when greeting his mistress in ep. 1... I would be disgusted if anyone do that at me but Richelieu/ Capaldi doing it - quite a turn on

Yes LRD! No where near dirty enough.

If the frigging BBC doesn't cop on and dirty it up a bit for the next series, we should all boycott them. Forever.

We'll all tell our friends and family, they all tell 5 people, they each tell 5 more, and before you know it mnett slutty thread has brought the entire beeb to its knees!

The King is very good with his acting. Not shaggable but good, erm, art of acting. You see, I admire the arts too.

Watching it for the second time is much netter though. I now know what is happening/ has happened. It seems now I had no idea first tine round

Cardinal has already been booked into my confession booth of LUST! Sorry Hannah and DrinkFeckArseGirls. He is officially off the muskemenu!

Oh AND! I think I've suddenly got the "plot" that people vaguely mention every so often.

Musketeers = Good
Richelieu = bad
Horse gallop horse gallop
On next weeks show...

The end.

No no no
No no no!

I don't think you know how dedicated I am to the Cardinal. You will just end up like Adele because he trust only me.

MTM, you missed the only "plot" they have had so far - musketeer (or close affiliate) falsely accused of crime. Other musketeers prove innocence. Cardinal always implicated somewhere in stitch up.