To not know who from the Musketeers I'd boff first.

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

It's doing my head in. 5 leading actors and I fancy ALL of them. I tried to pick the one I fancied most when he was a simple cartoon dog and that was Aramis, but just one look as sexy Richelieu in his black cloak of evil and I'm a gooey mess.

It's turned me into such a tart, but IABU to want all of them. No? Ok thanks.

Right Jon Snow. Unhand that red-headed hussy right now.

I'm waiting.

[taps foot impatiently]

Can Goat livers piss off back to their owm thread? Hmmm?

Fit in or die!

Omg

Goat livers = GoT lovers

I only watched half of the first series of Game of Thrones. Booooooring!!!! No nice men either. Jon Snow was too whiney

at auto correct ruining the impact!

I've seen the name Jon Snow recently but thought it was that white haired older gentlemen?

Has he donned gladiator wear and taken up a career in acting?

Goat livers

See, I thought you were trying to type goat lovers which left me wondering exactly what the hell goes on in GoT!

Would it be a bit sad for someone to print off a picture of Aramis and stick it on their wall at work but not so it's visible to everyone? Not that I would have done that. Nope. Not me.

Stick one on your chair too.

Face up (obvs)

I might already have someone else's picture there I've not ... yet

Why are there two naked women writhing around on top of Theon Greyjoy? This appears to be a bit of a non-sequitur, given that he was being horribly tortured about 5 minutes ago.

Are they MNetters, I wonder.....

Hannah that is shocking. What if his mother read that!

Oh dear. That wasn't very nice.

[strikes Theon off list of ravishing options]

Right, I've RTFT all the way through and nearly pmsl, I hadn't been bothered about this programme but had to see what the fuss was about. So I've watched the last two episides...

Oh purrrrlease! Bit late in the day for us to be worrying about that.

Think of all the mothers.

Not as if she's suffocating him. Well unless she gets carried away looking on YouTube and forgets to move.
Would be an unintentional crime of passion.

You'll be out soon enough LetUsPrey grey and saggy

They were in Liverpool!!!!

They were almost within touching distance of me - if I had arms about 20 miles long. But it's still practically like shagging all four of them.

MNHQ has refused to move it to 'Telly Addicts' because of the thread title and the content of the OP.

Not happy.

What about Sleb Twaddle? Should I ask?

Is it sleb twaddle though? Is it? Is it?

Personally I'm in it for Athos who won't exactly be holding hands with Peter Andre any time soon.

Oh and slebs??

Please! These are the fine young actors. At the top of their profession. Not some two bit twats looking for an easy income

But the thread title and the content of the OP all points towards some form of addiction and it's telly related so....

I've just watched ep 3 again and made myself turn the laptop off as every time I've tried to watch it I've got bored distracted and missed stuff.

I do hope they make the next series a bit more post-watershed. Otherwise it's a bit too much like Atlantis but with leather rather than togas.

Just thought of Sleb Twaddle because that's where I spend most of my time on the Benedict Cumberbatch thread. He's been in a film with Athos. I may have mentioned it

What does the OP think? Should it stay here or move elsewhere? Don't see the problem with Telly Addicts TBH

Mavis - I like the cut of your jib girl.

Oh and I wouldn't be surprised if next series is lots more slow mo, close ups of groinal regions, chest hair. Lots of sweat, grunting, leather, close ups of lips being licked....

They are sure to catch on and up the female fantasy factor. Fo sho!

I may have posted before but can you blame me? Fuck. Me.

drink has been had