To not know who from the Musketeers I'd boff first.

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

It's doing my head in. 5 leading actors and I fancy ALL of them. I tried to pick the one I fancied most when he was a simple cartoon dog and that was Aramis, but just one look as sexy Richelieu in his black cloak of evil and I'm a gooey mess.

It's turned me into such a tart, but IABU to want all of them. No? Ok thanks.

Jaime - that's the one. I've only really watched series one of GoT but he seemed fairly evil.

I think Richelieu would edge the Evilness though.

Oh gawd, don't let's go there. I've been on a filthy GoT thread. It was epic.

Must say Jon Snow is a bit wet and soulful for me though, as with D'Artagnan.

I know what you mean re jon but it's the hair.
You could hold into it whilst being thoroughly rogered.
Jaime is HOT. One handed or not.
And - I know theon is bad etc - but god lord, he is erm....quite well endowed from what I have seen!
Oh, and I've got a soft spot for jorah Mormont too.
Also enjoying gendry very much at the moment :)

....I have the last 2 episodes of season 3 to watch tonight

I have a feeling we may have bonded over Theon's pike standard on exactly the thread I am thinking of Badvoc. Where your (or someone's) DH got all cross and started rearranging the cushions when the mighty instrument of house Greyjoy was on show?

I didn't really feel the Jon Snow love until this season.

I think it's the fact he is corruptible that's done it.

Theon? Hmm, in a slightly dirty sort of way, I could probably be persuaded.

I am rather liking Burn Gorman skulking around in the night's watch at the moment too.

Theon would be no match for Athos though. Athos would find him in my bedchamber and kill him stone dead with an arch remark and a slight curl of the lip. And then ravish me.

Badvoc - I'm several episodes behind you. I only started this week and I'm up to episode 5...

God, no, I don't watch it with dh!!
That would totally kill the mood for me!
I like to be alone with peace, quiet, chocolate and my filthy filthy thoughts :)

Well yes, Theon isn't exactly setting the world on fire in the sword department. Athos would definitely see him off.

But I think Jon Snow would be a bit more of a challenge for Athos. They'd probably have to brawl all around the bed, and over it, while I clung to the drapes and attempted to look outraged and frightened.

Their clothes would probably fall right off at some point....

I feel really sorry for theon :(

Would jelly be involved panda!? :)

Why? Because he's being shouldered out of the ravishing by Athos?

That was an unfortunate cross post!

Probably not jelly. But I might have to fend them off with some squirty cream.

No...he just made he wrong choice. And goodness knows he is paying for it.
Tag team wrestling match?
Musketeers vs GofT?
:) :) :)

I'm in

[assembles mud]

I could always stop contemplating Jon Snow naked and actually go and watch it.

[abandons mud]

[assembles chocolate and filthy thoughts]

Oh my. Robb/Theon/Jon v The Three? In jelly and squirty cream and leather and mud?

Is there ANY way we could get Mark Antony and Pullo from Rome involved in this?

My bedchamber's going to be in a frightful state.

Ai! I am not "distracted" by GoT, I merely have sluttish varied tastes.

Ok, I'm going to confess to not having RTF thread, largely because I am not watching the show, but every time I scroll through the front page of AIBU, I think this thread is called 'To not know who from the Mumsnetters I'd boff first?' and I have a little moment where I think a scandal is afoot.

Oooh, I like - brilliant music (and a great Athos glower at about 30 secs in...)

MBL...ooooh yes please! Only if they wear their gladiator gear though.

Having never watched GoT and also being new to these threads, this is all news to me.

So what you're saying is, you lot have been around the block a bit? Used goods? Bit baggy???...

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