To not know who from the Musketeers I'd boff first.

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It's doing my head in. 5 leading actors and I fancy ALL of them. I tried to pick the one I fancied most when he was a simple cartoon dog and that was Aramis, but just one look as sexy Richelieu in his black cloak of evil and I'm a gooey mess.

It's turned me into such a tart, but IABU to want all of them. No? Ok thanks.

Argos could take his angst out on me whilst reciting Pushkin :)
Porthos could roger me senseless whenever he liked.
Aramis and I could spend long afternoons debating religion whilst I eat pudding off his (very toned) stomach.
Dogtanian could play a lute somewhere.
Sigh.....

I FUCKING LOVE Athos!

I don't think he's grumpy. I think he's a tortured soul. I like the fact that he can't quite hide it. It allows for the all important tension.

And his VOICE!

You lot , not in the100% Athos club can get te feck! If you can't appreciate his darker side, then you don't deserve to have a go on him, when he does something sexy breathes next episode. Right?!

Argos!?
Oh Ffs.
Athos!!
Grr.

LOL @ Argos, I've finally trained my autocorrect to accept Athos

It's the way Athos stares into the distance with eyes like chipped granite....ding dong :)
Aramis is ridiculously beautiful. I would just spend all day looki at him and laughing at the absurdity of him.
I would do Porthos til his eyes bubbled.

Argos and Portions ?

Where is the 'Crying with laughter' emoticon, please ?

I'm 100% in the Athos club...that lovely, lovely knicker wetting voice sigh

Athos does have a lovely voice, that and all the sullen leaning everywhere

It's the ishoos though, can I be arsed, when I could go out on the piss, listen the The Voice and watch him lean on stuff?

Sullen leaning :) genius description :)

I want to see Athos and Richelieu have a duel. I think it would make my lady parts swell up like a baboon's arse and my nipples ping off like silver bullets.

Please

Make

This

HAPPEN

Look, no one is saying they want to become Mrs Musketeer, so wtf does it matter if he is hard work 24/7.

This is an SAS kind of set up. Get in, get out.

Why do I care anyway? All the more for me.

...and Gumdrops

Ooo oh no you wouldn't want to marry them!
Argos would be far too intense and is a drunk.
Aramis is far too pretty and would cheat.
Portions is a bit of a wide boy and a bit erm....dare I say common? You couldn't introduce him to the vicar.
Dogtanian is just a lad. And his eyebrows bother me. All I can look at when he speaks are his eyebrows. Disturbing.
Trevielle is the marrying type. Solid. Trustworthy. Sensible. And hot. Very very hot.

I could waste hours of my life on YouTube.

I think you are all wrong about the alleged perversity of Richelieu. I think if he found true love me he would be first very confused, then angry but then he would be very loving and gentle. And then rough. But with love. Warms my knickers heart.

It's a good job I can't access YouTube at work

I have been musing upon this quandary and have the idea that D'Artagnian may be worthy of further consideration. Yes he could be a bit overexcited but with careful training and a bit of a haircut you could maybe find a use for all the youthful exuberance.

It also occurred to me that at some point he will become a full on muskahound and they will give him the tight leather to wear...

I've had a really steamy thought - Hannah hold onto your seat here - but Richelieu, who has the most beautiful hands on any living human male, I guess would be very VERY very ooohooohooooh so very satisfying with his fingers don't you think?

Of course by this I mean with peeling vegetables in preparation for the aforementioned steaming

Husband is on his dressing gown again btw. I wonder if he knows about this thread? He can be the official Mumsnet Musketeer Stunt Double.

Oh LetUsPrey!

Oh My God, LetUsPrey! and x for you.
You made me truly happy.

I am now rewatching episode 4, which is heavy on Richelieu. Tomorrow back to episode 1.

Richelieu? Love?

Love shmove. I don't want his love. Don't even fancy the bloke. Just want to kneel before him and be punished. Dirty bastard.

Bloody hell! LetUsPrey. I have just realised that I missed all the naked bits of Aramis when I wasn't really interested. Now I need to go back and watch them from start again. Now that I'm a convert an' all

Also have appreciated just how much I like a nice montage of clips. Do you think we could persuade the bbc to abandon 'plot lines' altogether in favour of lots of these?

Athos is pure sex in that middle YouTube clip. Listen to his voicey bits in that.

What I need, is somebody to edit together him saying the following words in his typical derisive tone... "Remove. Your. Knickers. Immediately"

That is all I ask for. Not much I know. But am willing to show my gratitude in so many different ways for this little piece of heaven.

Think I might be at my horny part of month

Right ladies.....drum roll.....

Feast your eyes on this little lot then.

You might want to turn the volume down and just lech. Lots of leathery dishevelled looks and thrusting. Ignore the bit near end where they're wearing horse riding helmets because they look a bit namby pamby.

But make sure you hold out til the end when Porthos talks about riding rather than being ridden. And Athos sniggers. Dirty bastard.

sex on 8 legs